One of Them Broadway Singing and Dancing Things

[Tom Scharpling]

It wasn't Julie Klausner. It was a different Julie who I know.

Tom.

[Dorvid Barnas]

Perhaps Ms. Klausner would be kind enough to swear on the air before the contest ends.

[Omar]

The recap has been corrected to reflect the truth as confirmed by The Lord of Living Lightning himself.  In order to avoid any future mistakes, I have enlisted the services of a former fact-checker for The New Yorker.  She's a very nice (and thorough) older lady, but I do foresee some problems because she's totally oblivious to The Best Show universe.

Like: "Hi, Omar.  Just wanted to double check with you on a couple of things.  I can't get any confirmation that I-ron's Reggae Challenge is recording a new EP with DFA producing.  Also, Montgomery Davies' legal counsel insists he never used a device constructed from banana peels, a kazoo, and an old satellie dish.  Call me."

[Julie Klausner]

Hi everybody!

Thanks for confusing me with somebody who hates Matthew Barney and thinks about B'way, but I assure you, my mouth is as clean as Mandy Moore's bidet. Right, Tom?

Love, Julie!

[Josh]

Deepest apologies to Ms. Klausner and her mouth.


Omar, you are now my mortal enemy. Don't be surprised if, thanks to my good friends at Anything, Inc., you're pumped so full of She Sleeps Now™ that you don't even remember how you, dressed in a diaphanous outfit leaving very little to the imagination, end up on a stage scampering around the hefty carriage of one Zachary Brimstead, Esq. Yes, my revenge shall be as sweet as the champagne, which drips down upon ZB's painted-on tuxedo and cummerbund, is dry.

[B_Buster]

My apologies to Ms. Klausner as well. I, along with Omar, got my Julies mixed up.

Wow. Look at me! I'm Ali G.!

[Jouster]

My apologies to Ms. Klausner as well. I, along with Omar, got my Julies mixed up.

Wow. Look at me! I'm Ali G.!

It took me a second to get this, but I laughed when I did.

[John Junk]

Hi everybody!

Thanks for confusing me with somebody who hates Matthew Barney and thinks about B'way, but I assure you, my mouth is as clean as Mandy Moore's bidet. Right, Tom?

Love, Julie!

sawry.

[Julie Klausner]

Omar, my lurve-

Please do me a flavor and change the description on your site so it doth not defame my character, be it one with a clean mouf.

Tom has to get rid of Klausner for a lapse into Sagetspeak.

[Omar]

Omar, my lurve-

Please do me a flavor and change the description on your site so it doth not defame my character, be it one with a clean mouf.

Tom has to get rid of Klausner for a lapse into Sagetspeak.

Done.  Sorry about that -- I thought I had removed all the "Klausner" mentions in my previous fix-em-up.  Note: I also removed another "Klausner" regarding the Other Julie's defaming of Eddie Murphy as a closeted homosexual.

[LostInReno]

Looks more like spirit fingers and toilet talk.

[Julie Klausner]

Thanks!

I'd never call Norbit a queer. He's Scary's baby daddy!

[Laurie]

Thanks!

I'd never call Norbit a queer. He's Scary's baby daddy!

Have they done the DNA test he demanded?