will there ever be a worst 100?

[buffcoat]

Slim Goodbody.

[nrt4]

I want the next Top 100 to be the "100 Worst Out of Context Lyrics," just to get Mike or Tom say "Suckin' on a chilidog," from Jack and Diane.

[Mike Desert]

I prefer "See that little Jersey girl in the see-through top, with the pedal pushers, suckin' on a soda pop"

[Krokodil_Gena]

"....Where you'll kiss ass or crack....." 

"Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot...." chanted over and over is also crazy out of context.

[AllSussedOut]

"Making love to his tonic and gin."

Hoo boy.

[Epic Soundtracks]

I'm looking forward to Mike's "100 Most Depressing Characters"

[Chooch]

Is it too late to add Captain Jack to the list? Although I love hearing tom give him the business, boy is his whole sea-faring shtick awful...

[JonFromMaplewood]

I'm looking forward to Mike's "100 Most Depressing Characters"

Agreed. While the kids from the Trix commercials made the Worst 100, the rabbit from the Trix commercials needs to make the Depressing 100.

[agent_jimmy]

Is it too late to add Captain Jack to the list? Although I love hearing tom give him the business, boy is his whole sea-faring shtick awful...

I think Louie The Liverpudlian or Sea-Faring Willis would make a better candidate. ugh. that guy was the wooooorst.

[Tom Scharpling]

Sorry for the delay on this!

Thanks!

Tom.

WORST 100 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME LIST (revised 8/1/15)

1.   Jerry Seinfeld from SEINFELD
2.   Billy Crystal’s “Jazz Man” character
3.   Johnny Rock from SEX & DRUGS & ROCK & ROLL
4.   The cast of SONS OF ANARCHY
5.   Baby from DINOSAURS
6.   Ariel from THE LITTLE MERMAID
7.   Chris Tucker from THE FIFTH ELEMENT
8.   Damone from FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
9.   The Boston Celtics mascot
10.   The Pina Colada Couple from “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”
11.   Bob Zmuda as Tony Clifton
12.   Rudy from RUDY
13.   Quentin Tarantino’s character from PULP FICTION
14.   C-3PO
15.   The Passenger in the “Sonic Guys” commercials
16.   Luke from GENERAL HOSPITAL
17.   Aqualung from “Aqualung”
18.   Marty Fankhauser from CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
19.   Clippy, The Microsoft Word Paperclip
20.   Les from HARDCORE PAWN
21.   Mickey Rooney from BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
22.   Long Duck Dong from SIXTEEN CANDLES
23.   Harling Mays (John Goodman) from FLIGHT
24.   Guy Noir from A PRARIE HOME COMPANION
25.   The E-Trade Baby
26.   Kevin Morton from PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE
27.   Thorny from OZZIE AND HARRIET
28.   Dave from “Alvin and the Chipmunks” (any version)
29.   Stifler from AMERICAN PIE
30.   Joe Camel from Camel cigarettes
31.   Sylvester P. Smythe from CRACKED MAGAZINE
32.   Carfax Carfox from Carfax commercials
33.   Time For Timer, The “Hankerin’ For A Hunk Of Cheese” character.
34.   The Hatchet Man, from the Insane Clown Posse Logo
35.   Barry The Bee from BEE MOVIE
36.   Darla Marks (Parker Posey) from DAZED AND CONFUSED
37.   Andrew Largeman (Zach Braff) from GARDEN STATE
38.   Silent Bob from the Kevin Smith Askewniverse
39.   Cliff Paul from State Farm commercials
40.   Richie Rich
41.   Quagmire from FAMILY GUY
42.   The California Raisins
43.   Shaving Cream guy from the song “Shaving Cream”
44.   The Six Flags Guy
45.   Pepe Le Pew
46.   The Great Gazoo
47.   ET
48.   Cotton Eyed Joe from the song “Cotton Eyed Joe”
49.   Father Phil from THE SOPRANOS
50.   The Grateful Dead Dancing Bears
51.   The Turtles from the Grateful Dead’s TERRAPIN STATION album
52.   Cows from the Chick-Fil-A Ads
53.   Capt. Bayonne
54.   Major Dad from MAJOR DAD
55.   Guy smashing the ice cream cone on his head from Grateful Dead’s EUROPE ‘72
56.   Mickey Mouse
57.   Shia LaBeouf from INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
58.   Frasier Crane from FRASIER
59.   Chet from WEIRD SCIENCE
60.   Fake SPACE JAM Michael Jordan
61.   Seth from HARDCORE PAWN
62.   The Mucinex Blob from the Mucinex commercials
63.   Doug Stamper from HOUSE OF CARDS
64.   Iron Jay from THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO
65.   Mac Tonight from McDonald’s commercials
66.   Mickey from SEINFELD
67.   The Charmin Bears from Charmin commercials
68.   Ken from STREET FIGHTER
69.   Billy Mack from “Take The Money And Run”
70.   The General from The General commercials
71.   Lois from GOODFELLAS
72.   Ed Wilson (Rodney Dangerfield) from NATURAL BORN KILLERS
73.   Watto from STAR WARS
74.   Chris Gaines
75.   Ronald McDonald
76.   Mr. Smith
77.   The Guitarist from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
78.   The Driver in “The Sonic Guys” commercials
79.   The Judge from the Bob Dylan song “Joey”
80.   Jim from THE OFFICE
81.   Q from STAR TREK
82.   Terence McDonagh from BAD LIEUTENANT
83.   The Noid from Domino’s commercials
84.   Matter-Eater Lad
85.   Batman from BATMAN (all versions)
86.   The Kids in the Trix cereal commercials
87.   Ashley from HARDCORE PAWN
88.   Bud Bundy from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN
89.   Spuds MacKenzie from Budweiser commercials
90.   Jon Cryer’s character from TWO AND A HALF MEN
91.   Maxwell The GEICO Pig
92.   Millionaire Hobo (a famous Los Angeles musician look)
93.   Sling Blade (Billy Bob Thornton) from SLING BLADE
94.   The Lawnmower Man from THE LAWNMOWER MAN
95.   The Ernie Statue from SESAME STREET
96.   The Pillsbury Dough Boy from Pillsbury commercials
97.   Virginia from the Train song “Meet Virginia”
98.   Vacation Jason from THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW
99. Ziggy from ZIGGY
100. The Pure Prairie League album cover mascot

[ScottT]

This would make a great set of trading cards (Kickstarter anyone?!). All it needs is one artist (to draw) each card and someone to write the stats on an annoying index, etc., for the backs of the cards.

[Nicholas Tanek]

I think Vacation Jason from the Chris Gethard Show should be higher on the list, but he would probably like it.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Was Jar Jar Binks skipped because he was too obvious?

Also, I think Matthew Barney's goat man from The Cremaster Cycle should be in there somewhere. Alas, the phone lines were jammed and I could not get through.

[DadHasADD]

Sorry for the delay on this!

Thanks!

Tom.

WORST 100 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME LIST (revised 8/1/15)

...
35.   Barry The Bee from BEE MOVIE

One detail that I think will help justify him being this high on the list: His name is actually Barry B. Benson. Get it? His initials are all Bs and HE'S a bee. Oh, the whimsy!

[Crusherkc]

Was Jar Jar Binks skipped because he was too obvious?

Also, I think Matthew Barney's goat man from The Cremaster Cycle should be in there somewhere. Alas, the phone lines were jammed and I could not get through.

Good call on 'Goat Man'.  The list could've used a 'Goat Boy' or any representation from SNL.

JJ Binks must've been too obvious. So many from the SW world to choose from: Luke Skywalker, Fode & Beed, Lobot...