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Jixby Phillips

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A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« on: February 15, 2016, 06:38:31 PM »
How do people meet their maker in Newbridge? This can include threats of deaths that never occurred.

LETS MAKE A LIST! Mostly I'm looking for direct references to the show that can be summed up in one line. Such as:

Getting Sajacked
Barging
Overdosing on Emerald Nightmare
Exsanguination
Getting Sealed in a Bronzed Box

But feel free to get more creative as we go. We have to get to a million or else I won't collect my billion dollar inheritance.
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WesleyfromLondon

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2016, 06:59:14 PM »
Self Laser-whipping
Hot-tub scalding
Lasered by son's hoverboard
Tiny-hat-based bullying leading to bike suicide
Popped by Power Pop Pop Pop's Power Popper
El Chapo's Wrath
Ghost Viking Vengeance

There's a bunch that are on the tip of my tongue but I just can't fully remember
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rinehart

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2016, 09:08:18 AM »
Playing Mount Everest with Mother 13

Does that count or is it too broad?
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Bridgey

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2016, 11:20:59 AM »
Attempted deathods:

Timmy von Trimble climbing inside you with a pin
Plumbers lacing rock biographers water supplies with acid of both kinds
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Jixby Phillips

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2016, 02:55:11 AM »
These are beautiful, bless you everyone
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JonFromMaplewood

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2016, 01:18:09 PM »
There was the threat of being forced to eat a lawnmower.
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Krokodil_Gena

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2016, 09:19:45 PM »
That time Philly Boy Roy was stabbed by that evil statue (but he survived, somehow.)

Wasn't somebody eaten by a Doodleboop in the woods?
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frank_lee

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2016, 12:40:55 AM »
Wearing a car
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JesseFromVegas

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2016, 08:58:21 PM »
Death by rattlesnake bite at Thai wedding
Torn limb from limb by some sort of half animal part party machine
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leeharveyosmond

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2016, 12:25:33 AM »
Threatened with having a giant block of ice dropped on your house

Kidnapping the guitarist from Black Crowes and forcing him to live out the rest of his life on a desert island while you replace and impersonate him
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buffcoat

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2016, 07:33:06 AM »
Jesse Camp steals your show.
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rinehart

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Re: A Million Ways to Die in Newbridge
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2016, 01:13:04 PM »
Numerous haunch whippings
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