C'mon guys redux

[Jason]

I hope my manmaries get jiggled this Friday when I see Limpwrist play with Fucked Up (who coincidentally have a Best Show reference on their blog).

http://lookingforgold.blogspot.com/

[Richard_From_CHI]

I hope so too. If I wasn't so freaking busy I'd go an we could shake 'em together.

[Dorvid Barnas]

A stranger just called me "Tom Scharpling's #1 bitch."
Come on, guys.

[Martin]

To be fair, that guy's an idiot.

[erika]

To be fair, that guy's an idiot.

Indeed.




Also, my c'mon guys: "Hey it's 5PM/8:30AM and I'm gonna park my car in the left lane of a busy downtown street with my hazards on."

It's not that original but it plagues my drives to and from work every day.

[Dorvid Barnas]

I remember him saying that his avatar is a self-portrait with a lot of sentimental value.
So I stole it. 
It's my avatar now.

[Omar]

To be fair, that guy's an idiot.

Hesh is gone, and the new poison is Pinkhamster.  Ah, the Circle of Life.  As Patton said, God doesn't flush a toilet without dumping raw sewage on your lawn.

[Josh]

Oh thank gawd. I thought it was just me who couldn't stand Punkhammy.

Avatar thieving? I'm so in.

[Dan B]

A guy came into my place of work and asked for 15% off because "I'm fucking insane."

Come on, guy.

[Richard_From_CHI]

A guy came into my place of work and asked for 15% off because "I'm fucking insane."

Come on, guy.

The answer to that statement is "Awesome, then you won't mind paying double!"

[dave from knoxville]

A student of mine needed only my dinky freshman level Intro to Statistics course to graduate. Because it was a summer class, and it's sort of super-accelerated (15 week course in 4 weeks,) 30% of the course is based upon homework which I would return, and allow them to correct and resubmit for FULL CREDIT. I worked my self crazy grading and regrading homework every day ALL summer. All they had to do was get it done. I preached about this every day. There is NO WAY you can make less than a C if you will just work with me on this, and get your homework grade up in the 90s. (Any student with an average of 90 on the homework only needed a 60 average on the exams to pull a C.)

Dude had a 67 test average, but turned in less than 1/3 of the homework; the average homework grade was a 96; his was 24. He missed making a C by 4 points, but then, after grades were submitted, begged me to let him make it up, actually saying in his e-mail "I know I didn't work hard on the homework, but I didn't think I would need to then." Now he's filed a protest with my department head claiming that my "refusal to give him a C in the course is denying him a college degree."

C'mon, guy.

[Josh Fenderman]

Two words.

Billy Mays.

C'mon guy.  Haven't you invented enough cleaning products yet?

[Tim K in DC]

Two words.

Billy Mays.

C'mon guy.  Haven't you invented enough cleaning products yet?

I think it's more like: C'mon guy. Haven't you ingested enough cleaning products yet?

[Laurie]

Two words.

Billy Mays.

C'mon guy.  Haven't you invented enough cleaning products yet?

I think it's more like: C'mon guy. Haven't you ingested enough cleaning products yet?

I love Billy Mays! He's so intense!

[Dorvid Barnas]

Three weeks in, and many in my home state of Virginia can not stop whining about the new increased fines for reckless driving, road rage, and DUI.

Morning Zoo meat-heads are calling it totalitarianism.  You'd think we'd been invaded the way folks are getting bent out of shape - writing letters, generating petitions, soliciting support for their god-given right to kill each other on the roads.

Pentagon's right over there, but it's the NEW FINES that should have us yelling in the streets. 
Come on, guys.