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Andy

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The worst smell in the world....
« on: July 18, 2007, 11:23:27 PM »
I've decided that the worst smell in the world is that powdery smell that all babies seem to have.  It's supposed to be fresh and clean smelling, but it's usually overpowering and it just reminds me that the little ball of hate has shit their pants recently.

Also, I hate babies.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

dave from knoxville

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 11:58:13 PM »
Tuesdays at the sausage factory.

TL

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 12:06:20 AM »
Green Bay, Wi.
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

Reggie

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 12:07:29 AM »
the sickly sweet smell that comes from sugar beet refineries is probably #1 on my list (and I grew up in Austin MN, home of Hormel, the birthplace of Spam!)

erika

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 09:03:22 AM »
rotten celery
from the land of pleasant living

Laurie

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 09:07:08 AM »
Pork rinds.

Grimlock

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 09:28:16 AM »
Pork rinds.

Pork rinds with lime juice and hot sauce are delicious.

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 09:57:16 AM »
I have you all beat, hands down (and I grew up in Wisconsin).

When I worked at the Art Institute of Chicago, I assisted an artist named Doris Salcedo install a sculpture, during which time I had to take dried cow bladders, soak them in water, and then stitch them to a wall to cover a niche she had cut in the wall and cover it with the bladder...to wit:



Nothing like the smell of 50% death 50% cow pee. Opening the buckets of soaking bladders in the morning always brought forth am involuntary heave. And I worked with these thing all day every day 12-14 hours a day for two weeks.

That smell will haunt me for the rest of my days.

bruce

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 10:05:27 AM »
most crowds at a lightning bolt show

TL

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 10:08:06 AM »
most crowds at a lightning bolt show

I resemble that remark!!
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

Emily

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 11:19:27 AM »
the HOT Yoga room i have class in - almost as intense as a lightning bolt crowd, but with more of an old gym bag odor.

kenkwan

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 12:34:59 PM »
Mulch, or burnt popcorn.

bruce

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 12:44:42 PM »
most crowds at a lightning bolt show

I resemble that remark!!

Actually when I met for the first time one of our FOT brethren. He admitted he had not showered yet but said I probably have smelt worse at those shows. Yeah I'm talking about you Mr Tokeley.

Sarah

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 01:48:06 PM »
rotten onions
rotten potatoes
gangrene
old, decomposing blood
asafetida

LostInReno

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Re: The worst smell in the world....
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 04:15:57 PM »
Bellybuttons
Wait... whuuuuuuuuuut?