Eww Boy! Kevin Smith sinks to a new low

[GetOffMyBone]

So I just found out about the Kevin Smith "SMODCAST" and I was going to bring it up to Tom when I found out that the issue was already discussed (thank god for Omar and the Recaps). So out of morbid curiosity I listened to it only to hear probably the worse combinations of sounds ever. Kevin Smith was talking some real toilet talk (something about using wet naps instead of toilet paper, ugh) and playing in the background was....

THE BAND, yeesh!

Since I am not going to make you guys suffer through a SMODCAST to hear it I have recorded the a snippet of the moment. Please forgive the terrible audio quality and also the sound of disgust I make recording it

http://www.goear.com/listen.php?v=e7ae53e - Not Safe For Work, Not Safe For Tom

I stopped there. He also played some Creedence earlier during his collection of poo jokes.

SIDENOTE: Tom mentioned last week that someone had e-mailed him a soundclip of Spike on another radio show. I simply need to hear that.

[LostInReno]

I accidentaly got the smodcast once. It was terrible.

[erika]

Is it just me or does he only talk about the size of the toilet bowl in that clip?

I guess I'm just not that squeamish but -- aside from the fact that it's K.S. pontificating (what else is new) to shitty music (what else is new) I don't get it....

[GetOffMyBone]

Yes in that clip he does but I cut it out before he got really gross. I am not trying to get props or anything. I'm just finding the combination of two of Tom's least favorite things laughable. Now if only he was talking about Fight Club or tall bikes in that clip.

[Jason]

Three things if he was talking about toilets, which is technically toilet talk.

[B_Buster]

What? You didn't see the humor of having The Weight play in the background ("TAKE A LOAD off Fanny, TAKE A LOAD for free")? Genius.

[lemke]

(thank god for Omar and the Recaps).

I feel dat!

SIDENOTE: Tom mentioned last week that someone had e-mailed him a soundclip of Spike on another radio show. I simply need to hear that.

I want dat!

[Richard_From_CHI]

I honestly think Kevin Smith has it in for Tom. I hear he is directing the next Harry Potter film too.

[LostInReno]

I honestly think Kevin Smith has it in for Tom. I hear he is directing the next Harry Potter film too.

Oh my god That would be the worst thing to happen to hollywood. It would suck to see Jason Mewes pretending to be a wizard with some spell where he calls out Snoochie Boochies!!!!

[Richard_From_CHI]

Harry and Ron spend the whole movie trying to score pot. Hermonie has an angst ridden relationship with Ginny until Ron decides to "convert" her. The mind reels at how bad this could be.

[GetOffMyBone]

My friend Kon (he's the guy who made that great "Runnin of the Cheesesteaks" entry)  gave me a link to this:

http://www.viewaskew.com/events/prom/index.html

Oh brother, a prom for his 37th birthday and 80's themed too. I can't even laugh about these things anymore because it just got a lot more sad. And 200 dollars a ticket to hang out with Kevin Smith and shore trash? The money must be going to the buffet.

[LostInReno]

That is so lame

[Gentleman Jim]

Look, I'm not suggesting that any criminal acts should take place, I'm just saying that I know the area around that hotel really well.  It sits right between the onramps to two 65 mph highways, (Route 18 and the Garden State Parkway), and there are a bunch of country roads nearby that can pop you out into other areas quickly.  By the time the authorities were notified, any halfway decent getaway driver would be far away.

But knowing where the man is going to be makes the temptation strong, that's all I'm saying.

[Richard_From_CHI]

How big of a flaming bag of dog sh...poo could we make? Could be get the Guinness book of records involved???