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Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« on: August 03, 2007, 04:11:39 AM »
One of the most unintentionally funny photo captions ever:

http://www.njmonthly.com/issues/2007/08-Aug/funnybusiness_people.htm

(scroll down to the bottom)


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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 04:24:58 AM »
Haha, awesome!

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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 06:20:41 AM »
I almost posted about this yesterday afternoon.  It was so perfect I wondered if it were a little joke intended just for us.

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 02:08:42 PM »
I always assumed Purple Shirt was a bit.

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2007, 04:12:04 PM »
I see we all listen to 7 Second Delay or avid readers of New Jersey Monthly.
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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 10:19:15 AM »
Despite living many miles away, I watch my mailbox for the new New Jersey Monthly. It is the sunshine of my life, yeah, and I always want it around.

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 06:41:56 PM »
Despite living many miles away, I watch my mailbox for the new New Jersey Monthly. It is the sunshine of my life, yeah, and I always want it around.

I dig it I wish there was something in Reno that was free that I could read. All we have is Reno News and Review it blows.
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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2007, 08:39:37 AM »
I've been to Reno and I am sorry. If it makes you feel better you can drown your pain in the slot machine that is ubiquitously placed every 10 feet throughout the state. Also isn't prostitution legal. Who needs a free paper when you have all that!

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2007, 04:55:49 PM »
I've been to Reno and I am sorry. If it makes you feel better you can drown your pain in the slot machine that is ubiquitously placed every 10 feet throughout the state. Also isn't prostitution legal. Who needs a free paper when you have all that!

ha,ha,ha, That is a good point but I'm not 21 yet and gambling is so boring.
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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2007, 06:35:39 PM »
Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math.

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2007, 06:56:13 PM »
Richard, *just today* my friend said, "Playing the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."  Which, of course, is a form of gambling!  Coincidence?  Or was that just in a recent Economist article or something?

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2007, 07:06:32 PM »
I had a professor who used to say "I'm all for the lottery.  It's a tax on stupid, therefore it's a tax that I don't have to pay"

So myopic.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2007, 07:54:14 PM »
Richard, *just today* my friend said, "Playing the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math."  Which, of course, is a form of gambling!  Coincidence?  Or was that just in a recent Economist article or something?

I've always thought of it as a massively regressive tax. Which I guess is true, but I'd learn more if I read the Economist or this site more often.

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Re: Tom Scharpling (Purple Shirt)
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2007, 01:30:43 AM »
Not the economist, sadly I have worked with many many low income people who spend a large portion of their wages on the lottery. High income people do it too, but they don't suffer as much.

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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2007, 06:25:35 AM »
The lottery and those scratch card things.  I remember sitting in awe at the American Legion once--mind you, I was already a bit shaken by the venue alone--watching a fairly poverty-stricken person buy handful after handful of those things.  The intensity with which he scraped his quarter across that silver stuff was scary to behold.