Author Topic: One of the many things I hate  (Read 5545 times)

John Junk

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2007, 05:49:23 PM »
I hate leaving a glass of water in the apt., forgetting it's there for a day, getting another glass of water, moving around the room, picking up the old glass of water that you thought was the new glass of water, and then pulling out what you think is maybe a leaf or something out of your MOUTH and finding in your hand a cockroach that you immediately throw on the floor and stomp even though you know that that just squirts out little roach eggs all over the floor.  I HATE that.  It happened 3 years ago. 

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2007, 06:37:19 PM »
Great, now I'm terrified of that! I hate it!

I'm pretty sure I might of mentioned this in the "Come on, guys", but seathoggers on a train are some of the worse people. One guy had his backpack by the window side of the train while he was reading and this elderly lady asks if he could sit there. The brat replied "Sorry, I'm studying." Thankfully some other man gave up his seat so the woman could sit down but I hated it. What does studying have to do with you scooting over, you creep.
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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2007, 06:47:02 PM »
that's pretty gross, John.

silverfish are one of the few things i seriously hate.
i've only had the unfortunate experience of seeing one once, but god it was awful. i was psychologically damaged. it took me like 2 days to recover.

oh and the show Eaten Alive on Animal Planet: Travelers recount the most unbelievable but true tales about their nightmare close encounters with parasites. Learn why these parasites want to live, feed and breed in the human body.

i caught part of this this morning and could have lived without it.

generally though - when it comes to spiders and insects indoors, i practice catch and release. except for mosquitoes - its kill or be killed.

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2007, 07:40:00 PM »
I hate leaving a glass of water in the apt., forgetting it's there for a day, getting another glass of water, moving around the room, picking up the old glass of water that you thought was the new glass of water, and then pulling out what you think is maybe a leaf or something out of your MOUTH and finding in your hand a cockroach that you immediately throw on the floor and stomp even though you know that that just squirts out little roach eggs all over the floor.  I HATE that.  It happened 3 years ago. 

I once ordered a bourbon on the rock while out with colleagues, drank most of it and noticed the cockroach at the bottom of my glass.

The bar staff wasn't even nice about it.

John Junk

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2007, 09:08:48 PM »
sounds like a classy joint!

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2007, 11:24:52 PM »
... the backstroke?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2007, 12:56:42 AM »
... the backstroke?

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2007, 04:30:42 AM »
I worked in seafood for a few years at Whole Foods and I used to tell squeamish lobster customers that lobsters deserve to die. "They are the jerks of the sea," I would say. Seriously, though -- screw their intelligence and acute nerve sensitivity, lobsters are, in fact, cannibals. They eat their own; if they end up on some human's plate, it's fair play. Screw them.

From a PR standpoint, the esteemed WF stopped carrying lobsters because they were concerned with the handling conditions that lobster fishermen and distributors were using, but the decision had more to do with the bottom line than the bottom of their collective heart: increasing market prices for those crafty, prolific sea insects who have learned to outwit human trapping methods and get increasingly hard to catch (they are NOT endangered) made these things a losing product because there is a 50% margin (give or take) required for every product Whole Foods sells. Nobody wants to pay $25/lb or upwards for lobster when they can get it much cheaper elsewhere, and no WF seafood managers want to lose their livelihood, benefits, etc. by sinking their department over a bunch of overpriced bugs.

This attitude of mine has got to have something to do with why I never was able to move into upper management.
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Matt

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2007, 06:32:04 PM »
silverfish are one of the few things i seriously hate.
i've only had the unfortunate experience of seeing one once, but god it was awful. i was psychologically damaged. it took me like 2 days to recover.

Ick! Those creatures are fast. I spotted one of them in a basement about a month ago. Luckily, this was AFTER I slept in that basement. I would have had trouble sleeping while thinking about those creepy-crawleys had I seen the insect before I fell asleep.

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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2007, 07:45:31 PM »
silverfish are one of the few things i seriously hate.
i've only had the unfortunate experience of seeing one once, but god it was awful. i was psychologically damaged. it took me like 2 days to recover.

Ick! Those creatures are fast. I spotted one of them in a basement about a month ago. Luckily, this was AFTER I slept in that basement. I would have had trouble sleeping while thinking about those creepy-crawleys had I seen the insect before I fell asleep.

Ngaa.  I hate those things.

You know what totally freaks me out?  I don't know if this counts, because I've never experienced it firsthand, but I hypothetically hate bedbugs.  My poor friend was in this shithole apartment (which superficially appears to be nice - a first floor and basement with a backyard in Prospect Heights, but it's falling apart) and among his many other problems, the poor guy has a bedbug infestation.  He's basically abandoned the joint and moved back in with his parents in Jersey.  He's throwing out all of his stuff, except his clothes, which he can wash, and his books, which he can't bear to part with - but he's had to wrap them all in cellophane and leave them in his parents' garage for a year and a half to starve/freeze them.
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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2007, 07:52:53 PM »
The only time I've ever called the police was when, while living JUST outside of downtown Pittsburgh (relatively adjacent to a highway/tunnel entrance and within city limits) I spotted a gentleman wearing an orange vest carrying a cross bow. I suppose, although I lived in a high rise apartment complex next to a tiny patch of dense woods, this individual thought it was OK to hunt in my "back yard" which was between the apartments and one of the busiest stretches of highway in Pittsburgh.

I had to wonder if he was going to shoot one of the few deer that lived there and then drag it across the suburban parking lot to his truck. Then I wondered if he was actually going to shoot at cars instead.

Then I called the cops.

People are dumb.
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Re: One of the many things I hate
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2007, 12:04:30 AM »
I worked in seafood for a few years at Whole Foods and I used to tell squeamish lobster customers that lobsters deserve to die. "They are the jerks of the sea," I would say. Seriously, though -- screw their intelligence and acute nerve sensitivity, lobsters are, in fact, cannibals. They eat their own; if they end up on some human's plate, it's fair play. Screw them.

Imagine the new Starkist Tuna jingle "Who's the best tune, Asshole of the sea".