Dave from Knoxville Vs. Jimmy from Louisville.

[KickTheBobo]

Man, I can't wait for this to go down.

Now, don't get me wrong, I am a die-hard DFK fan, but you've got to admit, Jimmy brought the sweet-tea-and-string-tie charm last week. Do you think this scrappy young contender has what it takes to go all the way?

[Omar]

I'm betting every penny I have on Dave from Knoxville.  When Jimmy goes down in defeat, he should be required to get the following phrase tattooed on his arm: "Jimmy, Newbridge was just a läff."

Maybe Henry Owings could serve as the referee, dispensing BC Powder, green stamps, and advance copies of the new Les Savy Fav LP.   

[TL]

Oh yeah?  Well my gun totin', laudanum addicted, Irish woman friend and I will be taking OUR evening's entertainment down at the cyclorama instead!

[buffcoat]

I prefer the Camera Obscura for my entertainment drachma, although I did faint when first I saw the godless doppelgangers of my fellow townsfolk.

[Ason]

As senator Charles Sumner learned



Southern gentlemen don't play

[John Junk]

Fuck, no Irish?  I can't go!  Neither can Paul F. Tompkins.  And he's the one dressed like Col. Sanders!

[TL]

Fuck, no Irish?  I can't go!  Neither can Paul F. Tompkins.  And he's the one dressed like Col. Sanders!

I hereby invite all Irish-folke to join said laudanum addicted lady and I at the first annual Critickall Mass Tall Velocipede ride! 



The horse and buggy have taken over the streets and gullies of Manhattan, and it's time we take them back!

[senorcorazon]

Fuck, no Irish?  I can't go!  Neither can Paul F. Tompkins.  And he's the one dressed like Col. Sanders!

No filthy Irish will be allowed in such a dignified pugilism contest -- they can wait outside sucking on cheap whiskey and attempting to fornicate with our good ladies.

Taunts in this match will include, "I do declare sir, your finery is inappropriate for a man of your stature! Attendant, fetch an ampule of morphine -- my consumption has returned."   

[Chris L]

To paraphrase Tom Nuttall from Deadwood, TL's bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb.  Those that doubt him smoke British cigarettes by choice.

[Laurie]

TL, can I bring my hoop and stick?

[Denim Gremlin]

I hope the Newbridge Athletic Club has water access...

[Andy]

oh god how I hate the Irish.

[dave from knoxville]

I love you, KicktheBobo, this is only the third good thing that has happened to me this week.

[TL]

oh god how I hate the Irish.

What're you, Oliver Cromwell??  You are dead to me, Nativist Andy!
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me you hate ITALIANS, too!
Luckily for you, they won't be hitting these shores in numbers any time soon...

[KickTheBobo]

I love you, KicktheBobo, this is only the third good thing that has happened to me this week.

ok, i'll bite:

buried treasure?
the best damn slice of pizza you've ever ate?
found that missing sock?
somehow grew an additional 2" (in height, you sickos)?