Jeanne Garofalo looking fit on Real Time w/ Bill Maher

[Ason]

 





I guess hanging out with Henry Rollins has been good for her

[Gagneaux]

I can't wait 'til she gets a Misfits skull and the words "part animal part machine" tattooed on her neck

[Laurie]

I really want to get the Newbridge town motto tattooed on my shin.

[Martin]

People in their +forties showing off their tats at every possible moment... stop it. Yes I'm looking at you Billy Bob, wearing a sleeveless shirt on Conan the other night.

[Ason]

People in their +forties showing off their tats at every possible moment... stop it. Yes I'm looking at you Billy Bob, wearing a sleeveless shirt on Conan the other night.

I always wonder aboot this whole generation of women with the lower back tats

explain that to the grand kiddies 30 yrs from now

[bruce]

Woman and tats in general are just not right. Nothing hotter on a woman then a blurry ink mess on your arms in a few years sweetheart. The only thing dumber as those tribal ones.

[Omar]

People in their +forties showing off their tats at every possible moment... stop it. Yes I'm looking at you Billy Bob, wearing a sleeveless shirt on Conan the other night.

I always wonder aboot this whole generation of women with the lower back tats

explain that to the grand kiddies 30 yrs from now

Speaking of tats, here's an amusing exchange between Tom and Jedediah from Danielson from the 2/27/07 show:

"Jedediah says he used to be really into Social Distortion, one of the first punk bands he ever heard. He thought Mike Ness was really cool. He wanted to get lots of tattoos, and he did get some (not Social D/Ness-related) that he now regrets. Tom thought he might have a big letter D, but he has more subtle and abstract line drawings on his arm. Tom teases Jedediah with a quip about not having a pad and pen around to capture his artistic urges. Jedediah wants to move on from the things he can't change about his life. Tom points out that at least the body art reminds him of a time when he was young and free. Jedediah advises youngsters like August to think more than twice about getting any tattoos. Tom wants to know the proper amount of consideration time for getting inked. Jedediah thinks people should wait until after they get married because their eventual spouses might not care for them. Jedediah's wife falls into this category. He says that Megan would love it if he got them removed, but he thinks he'd just end up with a scar in the shape of his former tattoos. Tom thinks it's good that his tattoos don't contain any embarrassing, dated text like "Twin Peaks rules!"

[Ason]

People in their +forties showing off their tats at every possible moment... stop it. Yes I'm looking at you Billy Bob, wearing a sleeveless shirt on Conan the other night.

I always wonder aboot this whole generation of women with the lower back tats

explain that to the grand kiddies 30 yrs from now

Speaking of tats, here's an amusing exchange between Tom and Jedediah from Danielson from the 2/27/07 show:

......

I remember that
that reminds me of a real life encounter I just had with regrettable body art a couple weeks back.

I work on a military base and they (this branch anyway) in the last few years have tightend up their rules on tattoos that are visible with the uniform on (lower arms, neck etc.)

Anyway this kid had a whole bunch of nautical themed tattoos on his forearms...mermaids, female sailors and so on
but with black bars over the naughty bits. Literal black bars like you see on a Girls Gone Wild tv ad.

I asked him about it and he said his superiors told him he was going to get kicked out if he didn't

A. get them removed
or
B.  get them covered up

He went for the latter.

I mean.....you really got to see this dummy to appreciate it.
 

[Denim Gremlin]

haha whatever happened to the good old seashell bikini?

[bruce]

I worked with a guy who had some tats on his arms and totally regretted them. Especially since we were in the corporate work place. Everyday he would just look at them say dumbest thing he ever did to himself.

[Sarah]

Woman and tats in general are just not right. Nothing hotter on a woman then a blurry ink mess on your arms in a few years sweetheart..

Bruce, for shame.  Equal-opportunity derision, please.

haha whatever happened to the good old seashell bikini?

Agreed.  Oddly enough, earlier today I was telling a friend of mine how, when I was four/five years old, I had a penchant for drawing topless mermaids, on whom I would quickly sketch in said bikini tops when my parents asked to see my latest masterpiece.  If I could arrive at the ruse back when I didn't even know why teats were disconcerting, you'd think that a young buck of military age could have come up with the same fix.

[bruce]

Woman and tats in general are just not right. Nothing hotter on a woman then a blurry ink mess on your arms in a few years sweetheart..

Bruce, for shame.  Equal-opportunity derision, please.

Actually Sarah I'm not a fan of tattoos at all on males or females. Just think they are a dumb idea most people regret later on their lives. Cause there's nothing cooler then a blueish mess of ink that was once a skull with a dagger through it.

[Emily]

ou ou ! tattoo regret


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[Laurie]

Oof, do I hate that William Safire douchebag.

[Emily]

oh well.