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Laurie

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Keep it to yourself!
« on: October 10, 2007, 12:05:19 PM »
Old ladies! I don't want to know every detail about your bunions, corns, or any other ailments of the feet or other body parts.

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

(I know this is a cliché, but our department's teller is a vieja and does this all the time. Ew.)
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masterofsparks

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2007, 12:46:10 PM »
Cute things your kid says. I know you think they're cute and/or entertaining, but I don't share your fascination with your child's every utterance.

Keep it to yourself!
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Miss

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 01:03:43 PM »
Do not perform an entire comedian's routine, or one of their bits for me. If I really want to see it, I'll see it from the source, not from someone who is laughing like a hyena while they're telling me the bit.
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Emily

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 01:05:42 PM »
or if you're going to tell a story about your kid (some cuteness or some new ear infection) at least have the courtesy not to repeat the same story -word for word- to every co-worker who stops by your desk. when i share an office with you i really don't need to hear the same story six times.

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
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Denim Gremlin

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2007, 02:39:45 PM »
Quote from: swissmiss on October 10, 2007, 01:03:43 PM
Do not perform an entire comedian's routine, or one of their bits for me. If I really want to see it, I'll see it from the source, not from someone who is laughing like a hyena while they're telling me the bit.

the same goes for reciting lines from family guy, south park, aqua teen hunger force, etc.
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Mason

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2007, 03:35:31 PM »
I couldn't listen live. But if I did I would have said:

TV watchers who give me a hard time that I don't watch TV anymore....Keep it to yourself. (That includes you Tom)

I'm not an enemy of the TV. Go ahead, enjoy it. I won't act high and mighty about it. I just have an addictive personality and lack the ability to do anything in moderation. So I had to cut TV loose, or else I'd never get my life on track.

What's so great about TV anyway? It's no match for the power...of imagination.
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amyinstlouis

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2007, 04:10:52 PM »

1. intestinal gas
2. anything about your religion

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
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Martin

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2007, 04:36:03 PM »
Poor people! Boo-hoo, you don't have any money. Waah, you lost your job. Keep it to yourself!

Am I right!
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erika

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2007, 05:08:45 PM »
If I am related to you, I want to know nothing about your sex life. NOTHING.
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jane

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2007, 05:14:13 PM »
I typed a bunch of dumb stuff on the chat last night hoping people would tell me to keep it to myself, but nobody did.  Kind of disappointing. :(
Could someone please tell me to keep this post to myself?  I'd be much obliged.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2007, 05:16:19 PM »
Ooh, Jane, tell me more!
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Emerson

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2007, 05:35:03 PM »
Excessive apologies. If you can't forgive yourself, who else is going to forgive you?

Keep it to yourself!
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jane

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2007, 05:45:48 PM »
No, Grote-esque, yer supposed to tell me to keep stuff to myself. 

...but if you insist, ok, apparently, Super Dave could be somewhat difficult at times.  That's what I heard and that's all I'm sayin'.  But, I mean, the guy is under a lot of pressure, right?

On another note,

Emerson sighting!!!!!!!!!  Coooooool!
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Phantom Hugger

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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2007, 05:59:22 PM »
finishing sentences for people before they've completed a thought in an attempt to convey that you are relating to them so hard.....

Let me finish!  oh wait....Keep it to yourself!
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Re: Keep it to yourself!
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 08:30:22 PM »
People whining about things they'd rather not hear other people talk about - Keep It To Yourself!
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