There has been an ongoing discussion on the TBSOWFMU regarding the worst song ever, with "Porcupine Pie" holding the title for some time before Producer Mike trumped it with "Cowboy Star" (or whatever that atrocious dreck was).
At the same time, there has been a discussion about Sgt. Pepper's undeserved acclaim.
Well, I would like to propose that, in my humble opinion, "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite" is the worst song of ALL TIME. Listen to the lyrics! Listen to the music! Does anyone in the entire world ever say to themselves "You know what? I'm in the mood to listen to 'For the Benefit of Mr. Kite.'"? Resounding "no". But if that was its worst crime, then it would just be bad. But no..."For the Benefit of Mr. Kite" has also marred an otherwise impeccable career of musical craftsmanship (let's ignore the misogynist "Run for Your Life" on Rubber Soul for a moment).
I know it's the Beatles, but hey, even the best are capable of the worst. Anyone ever see Ang Lee's "Hulk?"
The emperor has no clothes.
-Jon from Maplewood