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Laurie

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Advil
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:39:07 AM »
Am I crazy, or has the dosage on the Advil bottle changed? Didn't it used to advise adults to take 2 tablets every 4-6 hours? Now it says I should take one. Have I been taking the wrong dosage my entire life?
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senorcorazon

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Re: Advil
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 09:36:00 AM »
Maybe the problem was that you were also reading "with a fifth of vodka" after the dosage?
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Re: Advil
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 11:42:42 AM »
Quote from: senorcorazon on October 30, 2007, 09:36:00 AM
Maybe the problem was that you were also reading "with a fifth of vodka" after the dosage?

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TL

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Re: Advil
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 01:22:05 PM »
I always just took four at a time anyway.  Be careful with Excedrin's new "Tension Headache" pills, though - 500 mg of acetaminophen and 65 mg of caffeine in every tablet!
Recommended to be warshed down with a cocktail of warm water, Jamesons, and hot sauce at about... 10:20 AM.
Woot!
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SpaceBootz

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Re: Advil
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 03:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Jarvis Cocker on October 30, 2007, 08:39:07 AM
Am I crazy, or has the dosage on the Advil bottle changed? Didn't it used to advise adults to take 2 tablets every 4-6 hours? Now it says I should take one. Have I been taking the wrong dosage my entire life?

I guess I've never noticed that. I always take 2 also. In fact, I've taken 4 altogether today.. and I still have my headache.
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Tim K in DC

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Re: Advil
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 04:13:55 AM »
Quote from: TL on October 30, 2007, 01:22:05 PM
I always just took four at a time anyway.  Be careful with Excedrin's new "Tension Headache" pills, though - 500 mg of acetaminophen and 65 mg of caffeine in every tablet!
Recommended to be warshed down with a cocktail of warm water, Jamesons, and hot sauce at about... 10:20 AM.
Woot!

Top it off with an egg sangie and that's the recipe for a very, very restful Sunday afternoon.
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Sarah

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Re: Advil
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 12:05:53 PM »
What is an egg sangie?
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Laurie

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Re: Advil
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 12:19:10 PM »
An ungodly thing that does not belong between two slices of bread.
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Sarah

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Re: Advil
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 01:48:02 PM »
Ah, so "sangie" is simply a diminutive for "sangwich"?  I was pronouncing it with a soft "g"--as demanded by the following "i"--and that threw me off.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Advil
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 01:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Sarah on October 31, 2007, 01:48:02 PM
Ah, so "sangie" is simply a diminutive for "sangwich"?  I was pronouncing it with a soft "g"--as demanded by the following "i"--and that threw me off.

I think the correct term is "handie."
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Tim K in DC

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Re: Advil
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2007, 03:02:32 AM »
Quote from: Sarah on October 31, 2007, 12:05:53 PM
What is an egg sangie?

Yeah, the diminutive (or informal) take on sandwich. Egg sandwich. Lately I've been doing them up this way: two large eggs fried in bacon fat, toasted marble rye as the bread, topped with monterey jack, hummus, sliced tomato (my local produce place was carrying these amazing sweet Jersey-grown badboys for most of the summer), bacon or thin-sliced fried chourico, and some kind of hot sauce (Habanero Tabasco, Red Hot, Cholula, or Chinese ketchup). It helps set everything right. V8, seltzer, and coffee are the multiple chasers if I don't have the luxury of the nap afterwards. V8, seltzer and other alcohol-based curatives if work is not on the slate for the day.
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Laurie

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Re: Advil
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2007, 03:36:50 PM »
I would like to thank Mitch Hedberg:

"Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth."
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Beth

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Re: Advil
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 12:25:41 AM »
My cousin is a doctor and he always told me to double the recommended dosage on over the counter pain medicine for it to actually work.
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