I actually did post that from my phone. I've gotten into the bad habit of responding to e-mails (which then morphed into looking at forums) on my phone as I'm driving. But fear not: I only do it on the wide open highways when there is not much traffic and I'm usually only doing 80 mph or so.
I'm so dumb.
I still don't know why it started it's own thread, though, but I also don't want to derail the important topic at hand:
Kick or punt return specialist, maybe? Is he elusive?