NEWFLASH: JAMES IS DEAD - NOW OFFICIAL AST RECRUITMENT THREAD

[Andy]

TVD is James

[dave from knoxville]

James just send me this by personal message

"WATCH WHAT SOUNDS COME OUT OF YOUR THROAT SON I WILL SMASH YOU"

I am requesting that Jason both ban him from the board, and give me his IP so that I can call and have a talk with his parents and his local police force.

Thanks

dave

[TVD]

TVD is James

I swear to you I'm not!  Ramsey, help me out here.

See?  Separate people.  (James on left)

[TVD]

James just send me this by personal message

"WATCH WHAT SOUNDS COME OUT OF YOUR THROAT SON I WILL SMASH YOU"

I am requesting that Jason both ban him from the board, and give me his IP so that I can call and have a talk with his parents and his local police force.

Thanks

dave

And yikes, Dave, he's harmless.  A troll to the nth degree, weird sense of humor, yes, harmless, though.  Sorry he's being such a doof.

[dave from knoxville]

TVD, I don't really care. There's not a jurisdiction in the US that won't take his physical threat seriously. He may be harmless, but I assure you, I am not.

[Dorvid Barnas]

I heard the "T" stands for "Transmits".


THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!

[Poughkeepsie]

TVD, I don't really care. There's not a jurisdiction in the US that won't take his physical threat seriously. He may be harmless, but I assure you, I am not.

I was fairly certain that the people of this board knew that "James" was a fictitious entity that I concocted. That "physical threat" was an obvious reference to the show. I do however apologize. I should not have assumed that you would have received it with humor.

-Jamesed/Poughkeepsie

[Jason]

And with that the ASTization of the FOT is complete, the death knell has been rung.
So farewell then James, you beautiful ghost. You're only crime in my eyes was failing to be funny.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to draw the curtains and sit in the dark for a bit.

[Dorvid Barnas]

the ASTization of the FOT is complete

I know that's supposed to be bad, but I don't know what it means. 

[John Junk]

TVD, I don't really care. There's not a jurisdiction in the US that won't take his physical threat seriously. He may be harmless, but I assure you, I am not.

I was fairly certain that the people of this board knew that "James" was a fictitious entity that I concocted. That "physical threat" was an obvious reference to the show. I do however apologize. I should not have assumed that you would have received it with humor.

-Jamesed/Poughkeepsie

You, sir, are no Gargoyla.

[Sarah]

I know what it means.  And I wasn't even around during the Gargoylish days of yore.

[erika]

And with that the ASTization of the FOT is complete, the death knell has been rung.

I think you're being a jerk.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Guys, can you please keep this thread on-topic?  Thanks.

[Sarah]

Dave, since it turns out you were James after atll, can I just say how impressed I am at the way you disguised your voice?  You, sir, are a gifted thespian.  Jasongrote, I'd recruit him, if I were you.

[Andy]

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