Wurster Malapropisms

[AllisonLeGnome]

I know this thread isn't quite the right place for it, but I feel the obvious relevance of this to Philly Boy Roy needs to be brought to the attention of the FOT:

A milkshake "made of vanilla ice cream blended with TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets"

I don't care what the review says... eww.

[Christina]

I know this thread isn't quite the right place for it, but I feel the obvious relevance of this to Philly Boy Roy needs to be brought to the attention of the FOT:

A milkshake "made of vanilla ice cream blended with TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets"

I don't care what the review says... eww.

PBR would probably prefer a shake made with Yuengling instead of vanilla ice cream.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

I know this thread isn't quite the right place for it, but I feel the obvious relevance of this to Philly Boy Roy needs to be brought to the attention of the FOT:

A milkshake "made of vanilla ice cream blended with TastyKake Butterscotch Krimpets"

I don't care what the review says... eww.

PBR would probably prefer a giant shake made with a sixer of Yuengling instead of vanilla ice cream.

Fixed.

[heather]

totally christine / in christine shape

catharctic

[methanolcereal]

After listening to the Jock Squad call (from The Art of the Slap) way too much, I keep finding myself pronouncing "epitome" as "epp-ee-tome" (as in Tom being the "ep-ee-tome of a padinski") and I've started to get funny looks.

(edit: grammer and stuph)

[wood and iron]

Listening to 2008 and this is from the first show of 2008:

"Happy belabored hoagie-days, Tom!"

[heather]

The September 9, 2008 episode with Philly Boy Roy is malapropism-rich.

Among the many...

"It's tannenbaum to treason."
"I'm a ferocious reader."
"It took me two weeks to mesmerize 'em."

[JustNicole]

Brock Peuchk

"It is the 2007s"

"Looks like somebody needs to go back and read the beard again."

Tom: "Who's the beard?"

Brock: "Shakespeare you dunce!

...They call him the beard because of the little white beard he had on his chin...the one that matched his suit." ...

Tom: "That's Colonel Sanders!"

And as mentioned, "the winter of our discotheque" kills me!!

I heard "The winter of our discotheque" the other day for the first time. That, combined with "The Beard," was too much.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Listening to 2008 and this is from the first show of 2008:

"Happy belabored hoagie-days, Tom!"

That phrase entered my personal lexicon in a big way.  Love it!

[methanolcereal]

A couple weeks ago, did he say "No pun Nintendo?"

I think he actually said "No pond Nintendo."

he actually began saying no pun intended, then switched over to no pond nintendo.

What show was this?
I thought of this today and wanted to listen to it and could not narrow down who said it.

[stephen]

A couple weeks ago, did he say "No pun Nintendo?"

I think he actually said "No pond Nintendo."

he actually began saying no pun intended, then switched over to no pond nintendo.

What show was this?
I thought of this today and wanted to listen to it and could not narrow down who said it.

It was minor league baseball legend Pete Ganter who called during the August 11th, 2009 episode. 

[Jouster]

Rover Says Wade

[Steeley Chris]

Val Killsmore

[AdamM]

The idea of Zagnut-rated restaurants almost made me do a spit take at the dinner table. Twice.

[Christina]

The idea of Zagnut-rated restaurants almost made me do a spit take at the dinner table. Twice.

Technically, this wasn't a malapropism, as Zagnut bars were smeared on the window of the establishment in question.