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Miss

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #75 on: March 21, 2008, 04:25:16 PM »
Every time I need a laugh I come to this thread.

moonshake

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #76 on: March 24, 2008, 07:11:05 PM »
"for all intensive purposes", "libary" -PBR 11/25/05
"You want me to recognize you and I won't. I won't acknowledge you! I deny you. So you keep begging and begging. The door is slammed on you. I want nothing to do with you. You will die unrecognized by me."
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #77 on: April 02, 2008, 02:42:52 PM »
"It's self-inflammatory"
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"


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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2008, 04:17:04 PM »
juggler vein

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #79 on: April 12, 2008, 04:00:41 PM »
precurser = pre-curse-word

also, hut dog.

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2008, 04:04:22 PM »
pre-curser precursor= pre-curse-word

ben

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2008, 04:41:28 PM »
I think when Matthew Tompkins is discussing Joey Buttafuco's Prank Patrol and the surprise party for the firefighters, he says 'two 64 inch bottles of soda'. 
Sounds like someone was working as a conduit for nature's natural vengeance.  Just like Jesus.  And some of the others.

moonshake

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2008, 11:27:22 PM »
"David N. Goliath, the biblical character." (2005/06/07)
"You want me to recognize you and I won't. I won't acknowledge you! I deny you. So you keep begging and begging. The door is slammed on you. I want nothing to do with you. You will die unrecognized by me."
-Tom Scharpling

Dorvid Barnas

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Re: Scharpling Malapropisms
« Reply #83 on: April 15, 2008, 08:59:49 PM »
"Idiotocracy"

Denim Gremlin

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Re: Scharpling Malapropisms
« Reply #84 on: April 15, 2008, 09:54:08 PM »
"Idiotocracy"

more of a Scharpling Malapropism right?
I was the first guy in hardcore to whip people with his belt.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #85 on: April 15, 2008, 09:55:57 PM »
Also, Bob's understanding of "jumping the shark"

and... "to all intensive purposes"

What's sad is, especially here in L.A. people use "Old Timer's Disease,"  "For all intensive purposes," and "step foot in ...(not a Wurster Malapropism, but the correct phrase is "set foot in")" all the time and don't even realize they're making mistakes.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #86 on: April 15, 2008, 10:23:27 PM »
"It would have to be syrup tissues"
"Son, there's a thin line between crazed and rabid"


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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #87 on: April 15, 2008, 10:25:19 PM »
Persona au gratin.

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2008, 12:30:03 AM »
man, those two tonight had me grabbin' my sides.  syrup tissues.  spectacular.

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2008, 02:00:15 AM »
May you be natorial...