I'm Not There: starring Andy Milonakis as Soy Bomb

[Tom Scharpling]

I'm not trying to make anybody look bad or get mad. I honestly went into the movie looking forward to it, and it never clicked for me. If you liked it, I'm seriously glad and I wish I could be with you on that. PLENTY of people I know and respect said they loved it. I wasn't one of them. I would hope you would stand by what you said, Chris!

Tom.

[Chris L]

I totally understand why it wouldn't work for you or anyone else, I've just been trying to encourage people to give it a chance.  It has nothing to do with the fact that you can see me in the background of the Richard Gere sequence as a guy taking his potatoes down to be mashed. 

[KickTheBobo]

Guns n Roses did a pretty good cover of "like a rolling stone".

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I would like to see a Guns N Roses version of I'm Not There with six Axls, six Slashes, six Izzy Stradlins, six Dizzy Reeds, six Robin Fincks, six Tommy Stinsons, six Chris Pitmans, six Richard Fortuses, six Bryan Mantias, six Bumblefoots, and five Frank Ferrers.

[samir]

This one might be good, too...

I'm Not There... Am I?

[kenkwan]

I would like to see a Guns N Roses version of I'm Not There with six Axls, six Slashes, six Izzy Stradlins, six Dizzy Reeds, six Robin Fincks, six Tommy Stinsons, six Chris Pitmans, six Richard Fortuses, six Bryan Mantias, six Bumblefoots, and five Frank Ferrers.

What about 6 Buckethead's, and 6 John Zorn connections?

[John Junk]

This one might be good, too...

I'm Not There... Am I?

Eww brother.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I would like to see a Guns N Roses version of I'm Not There with six Axls, six Slashes, six Izzy Stradlins, six Dizzy Reeds, six Robin Fincks, six Tommy Stinsons, six Chris Pitmans, six Richard Fortuses, six Bryan Mantias, six Bumblefoots, and five Frank Ferrers.

What about 6 Buckethead's, and 6 John Zorn connections?

This morning I got the idea to do a variation of I'm Not There with six Wu-Tang Clans.  It could have like 500 people in it.  In fact, let's make it a game: who would play your six Wu-Tangs? 

I have to leave right now but I'll be back to post my cast list later.  Meanwhile, here are our dramatis personae:

RZA
GZA
Method Man
Inspectah Deck
Raekwon
Ghostface Killah
U-God
Masta Killa
9th Prince
4th Disciple
Arabian Knight
Blue Raspberry
Bronze Nazareth
Cappadonna
Cilvaringz
Dom Pachino
Hell Razah
John the Baptist
La the Darkman
Lin Que
Mathematics
N-Tyce
Remedy
Shyheim
Solomon Childs
Streetlife

[John Junk]

I know they're all dead, but what about these guys?

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Dirt McGirt
Dirt Dog
Big Baby Jesus
Osirus
Russell Jones
Joe Bananas

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Thanks, JJ.  I just peeled them off of Wikipedia.  OK, here goes, the first of six:

RZA: Klaus Kinski
GZA: Peter O'Toole
Method Man: Scarlett Johannsen
Inspectah Deck: Peter Dinklage
Raekwon: Isabelle Houpert
Ghostface Killah: Walter Matthau
U-God: Billy Crudup
Masta Killa: Jon Bogdonavich
9th Prince: Patrick McGoohan
4th Disciple: David Cross
Arabian Knight: Ben Stiller
Blue Raspberry: Nathan Lane
Bronze Nazareth: John Ritter
Cappadonna: Parker Posey
Cilvaringz: Bruno Ganz
Dom Pachino: Gene Hackman
Hell Razah: Marisa Tomei
John the Baptist: Ricky Gervais
La the Darkman: Duane Johnson
Lin Que: Mikhail Barishnikov
Mathematics: Sigourney Weaver
N-Tyce: Dana Delaney
Remedy: Joe Pantoliano
Shyheim: Jake Gyllenhall
Solomon Childs: Maggie Gyllenhall
Streetlife: Martha Plimpton
Ol' Dirty Bastard: Cameron Diaz
Dirt McGirt: Thurston Moore
Dirt Dog: Tom Cruise
Big Baby Jesus: Jerry Orbach
Osirus: Rip Torn
Russell Jones: Martin Landau
Joe Bananas: Gael Garcia Bernal

Now I understand both Magnolia and I'm Not There!  This is fun.  OK, someone else make a Wu-Tang.

[Denim Gremlin]

I know they're all dead, but what about these guys?

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Dirt McGirt
Dirt Dog
Big Baby Jesus
Osirus
Russell Jones
Joe Bananas

I would pay anything to see a movie with multiple actors playing all the various incarnations of late great Russell Tyrone Jones

[Chris L]

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Mos Def
Dirt McGirt - Richard Pryor
Dirt Dog - Lance Reddick
Big Baby Jesus - Pam Grier
Osirus - Sun Ra
Russell Jones - Bill Cosby
Joe Bananas - Phillip Seymour Hoffman

[Martin]

I just watched this.

I'm with Tom.

[samir]

I just watched this. I'm somewhere in between Tom and Chris L.

Not being much of a Dylan fan, I feel like a lot of it went over my head. I liked parts, though, particularly David Cross as Ginsberg.