I keep hoping that Jandek will revealed as the art prank that he should be. You, sir have earned the golden goatee medal of masochistic patience.
Normally, I would never subject myself to such a thing, but I had done poorly on an exam earlier in the day and felt I deserved to be punished.
Jandek is my "I don't get it". I have only one record of his -
Lost Cause, the title of which is truth in advertising if I've ever heard it - but I don't think there's anything to get, really; sure, he has this sizable following, but that doesn't say much. If it wasn't for the (false) notion of "obscure = good", Jandek would be working at Texas Instruments right now, where he belongs. Too many people want to jump on the bandwagon, but who am I to talk? I bought the damn record! And put it on my iPod! As Mickey Katz would say, "Oh, boy".
I have a few more (genuinely) sad songs:
Richard & Linda Thompson - "Down Where the Drunkards Roll"
Bill Fay - "Tell It Like It Is"
Bob Dylan - "You're a Big Girl Now" (the
Biograph version)
Blue Sky Boys - "Down on the Banks of the Ohio"
Chris Bell - "Speed of Sound"
Jesse Sykes & the Sweet Hereafter - "Your Eyes Told"
Neil Young - Side 2 of
On the Beach (Coincidentally, my favorite side of any record - that's "On the Beach", "Motion Pictures" and "Ambulance Blues", for the layman)
Palace Music - "Trudy Dies"
Big Star - "Take Care"
Bert Jansch, "Needle of Death"
The Louvin Brothers - "I Wish It Had Been a Dream"