Author Topic: is Laurie cheating on Tom?  (Read 7937 times)

Andy

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is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« on: December 13, 2007, 12:46:12 AM »
I thought it might be her on 7SD until she started talking about her dessicated sephlopod (sp?).  Then I knew it was her.
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masterofsparks

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:23:08 AM »
She's looking for a hand getting out of the various hate pits since Tom has said he can't do anything about it.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 08:14:06 AM »
You're 0 for 2 DESICCATED CEPHALOPOD! Specifically, an octopus. It's really neat!

I was curious and did a Google search for "desiccated octopus." Not many results! There was a porn site among the seven results, however, that PIQUED my interest. Here's the Google text preview:

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Wow. When I turn to porn, I want Proustian volatility and antediluvian comers. That's why I am currently enjoying Alan Moore's Lost Girls.

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 08:36:09 AM »
Wow. When I turn to porn, I want Proustian volatility and antediluvian comers. That's why I am currently enjoying Alan Moore's Lost Girls.

That IS funny - 'cause that's actually why I frequent the FOT Message Board!

Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

Wes

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 09:38:37 AM »
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James Joyce gets it done for me every time.
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Laurie

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 09:39:56 AM »
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Proustian volatility mother long milf sex videos the saved supermarketer with long milf sex videos desiccated octopus. Antediluvian comer long milf sex

James Joyce gets it done for me every time.

Actually... yeah. And Borges!

bruce

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 12:22:52 PM »
That's why I am currently enjoying Alan Moore's Lost Girls.

What a load of crap that book was, thanks to whoever scanned the whole thing and posted it in a torrent when it came out.

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 12:37:29 PM »
Maybe, Bruce, but I for one eagerly await Moore's pornographic take on Dr. Seuss.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

Laurie

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 01:02:45 PM »
Well, I liked it.














Lamont, are you going to say, "You would"?

Poughkeepsie

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 01:03:57 PM »
Laurie has been on 7SD countless times, and even supported during the marathon!

Several other FOTs call in as well, including PD.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2007, 03:06:21 PM »
Well, I liked it.














Lamont, are you going to say, "You would"?

Nah, too easy.  I'm still working on a zinger that connects Lost Girls and Maurice Sendak.  Help me, Wes, you're my only hope!
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2007, 03:54:45 PM »
Lori was catching hate on that show also.  Just because she's a rich kid.  C'mon people, can't we put the class war behind us and come together under the unifying flag of 'FMU?  Rich, poor, sober, stoned, vegan, and omnivore alike. 

Peace.

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2007, 04:19:57 PM »
Is misspelling Laurie's name a running joke I don't know about?

Laurie

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2007, 04:22:41 PM »
Is misspelling Laurie's name a running joke I don't know about?

I don't know, but people keep faxing me things for Lori Blum. I don't know any Lori Blums.

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Re: is Laurie cheating on Tom?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2007, 04:23:30 PM »
If it gets to Lorry, that's when there's a problem.
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