Author Topic: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.  (Read 2070 times)

KickTheBobo

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Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« on: December 14, 2007, 09:38:00 PM »
So I stumbled upon this hellish site while looking for an image of a banner on google (like the scroll kind) and in the search results I was assaulted by this:



Of course I needed to find the source of this atrocity, which brought me to Glitz N' Glitter Graphics

holy moly. some of this stuff is just downright frightening. for example: this example of a "banner".



What. The. Fuck.

Andy

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 09:52:46 PM »
they sure like to keep the graphics busy, don't they?
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Gilly

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 12:12:16 AM »
1st one- Not so bad. I mean the whole business is not cool, but whatever.

2nd one- Everyone involved with that flyer should be put in jail. It's blatantly trying to emulate a flyer for a strip club. Absolutely disgusting.

buffcoat

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 03:34:53 PM »
Those eyes have seen a lot of things, but they're never gonna see another thing like they had with you.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Forrest

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 07:25:12 PM »


Personally, I think this sort of thing is a valuable way for our country's kids to "find themselves."

Tim K in DC

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2007, 03:27:03 AM »
If by "find themselves" you mean "find themselves a therapist, because they're going to need one."

And Gilly, I wholeheartedly concur with your reaction to the second blinged-up banner. Just reprehensible.
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dave from knoxville

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2007, 10:03:11 AM »
Down in Pulaski, the town my family is from (and from which I spend every waking moment psychically fleeing), they refer to such pageants as "What am I bid" festivals.

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Re: Frightening Kids Beauty Pageant Graphics.
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2007, 10:49:43 AM »
So I stumbled upon this hellish site while looking for an image of a banner on google (like the scroll kind) and in the search results I was assaulted by this:



Jebus, it looks like the Powerpoint clip-art directory puked.
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