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moonshake

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Tom's violent threats
« on: December 31, 2007, 10:59:31 AM »
While Tom's been on the receiving end of many death threats, I think he's made a few pretty violent threats himself.

This hilarious one from 2005 May 10 show, after Tom just GOMPed baby Goo-Goo:

Someone in the chat: "If Tom yelled at my baby, I'd kick his teeth in."
Tom: "I'll hit you in the teeth with your baby. I'll take the baby out of your hand and hit you in the face with your own baby. It's called a twofer."

I know there are some more, just can't recall them right now.
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Jason

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2007, 12:12:39 PM »
He threatened to shove Little Steven's babushka down his throat.
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steely damn

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2007, 12:25:22 PM »
My fave:
I issued an open challenge to Pete Seeger, that I would fight him however he chose to fight, whether it be bare fists or I can be
bare-fisted and he can have his banjo to swing at me - but if he goes into the combat that way,
he has to know that if I get the banjo from him, I'm going to beat him with it.


Also, anytime Tom offers to fight a surly teen and and any five of the teens friends simultaneously.
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DigiDan

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2007, 05:30:34 PM »
Quote from: moonshake on December 31, 2007, 10:59:31 AM
Someone in the chat: "If Tom yelled at my baby, I'd kick his teeth in."
Tom: "I'll hit you in the teeth with your baby. I'll take the baby out of your hand and hit you in the face with your own baby. It's called a twofer."

OMG I remember that. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Thank you for bringing it back into our awareness.
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Poughkeepsie

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2007, 06:30:29 PM »
He wished I was dead.

That was pretty heavy.
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Ason

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2008, 11:57:13 PM »
I now use that line all the time

stroke of genius that one
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moonshake

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 09:59:03 AM »
He's also wished a couple people were trapped in a flaming car.
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Denim Gremlin

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 10:40:36 PM »
december 2nd, 2003

some troll named Hank threatens to kick call screener matt's ass. Tom says he'll punch him right in the face.

Ten minutes later Tom threatens to hit a toilet mouthed 4 year old girl with a paint brush, then says he will beat up her whole family if they don't like it.
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Stan

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2008, 01:00:46 AM »
Quote from: Poughkeepsie on December 31, 2007, 06:30:29 PM
He wished I was dead.

That was pretty heavy.

 Wow.

 I just clicked your website link.

 Are you saying the NSDAP was a gift in your animation? I ask that because the swastika 'turns' into a gift and I have to say...

 Really?
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ben

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 01:59:19 AM »
i liked it when he challenged kids to fights.  Wish i had that nerve.
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Sounds like someone was working as a conduit for nature's natural vengeance.  Just like Jesus.  And some of the others.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Tom's violent threats
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2008, 11:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Stan on January 10, 2008, 01:00:46 AM
Quote from: Poughkeepsie on December 31, 2007, 06:30:29 PM
He wished I was dead.

That was pretty heavy.

 Wow.

 I just clicked your website link.

 Are you saying the NSDAP was a gift in your animation? I ask that because the swastika 'turns' into a gift and I have to say...

 Really?

I can't believe I spent a minute and a half of my life on that.  What's up with the Hitler fixation, James?
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