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masterofsparks

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Tom's Zombies
« on: January 05, 2008, 01:18:15 PM »
I saw this on another message board in a thread about The Wire:

There is another podcast called THE BEST SHOW ON WFMU and the fans are zombies who do everything Tom Sharpling says, basically. And Tom Sharpling hates Tom Waits and all of his music and has made hating Tom Waits a rule or something.

Apologist thread be damned. I'm a zombie!
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

senorcorazon

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 01:20:08 PM »
Best summary of the show ever! Wait, RECEIVING...MIND...DIRECTIONS...FROM ZOMBIE RULER.

Actually, I'm only a zombie for Brother Dom. Someday I hope he fills in.

Sarah

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 01:22:56 PM »
I do not do everything Tom Sharpling says.

samir

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 01:24:57 PM »
Zumbies, surely?
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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 01:38:01 PM »
I only do ever other thing Tom says.  It's a way of maintaining a little dignity, plus it keeps things just a little "spicy."

What message board was this on?  And are we fast zombies?
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Sarah

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 02:08:19 PM »
Here is that other message board.

And you missed my joke.

Matt

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 02:39:10 PM »
Here is that other message board.

And you missed my joke.

That you misspelled "Scharpling"? I got it!
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Sarah

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 02:56:55 PM »
I didn't misspell it; the original poster did.  But, yes, that was it.  It's a very tiny joke.

Jason

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 03:12:05 PM »
Zumbies, surely?

Tombies, obviously.

Gilly

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 04:16:09 PM »
Sweet! I've always wanted to be a zombie but didn't really want to go through the whole ugly process involved. We're some pretty good lookin' Zombies.

Sarah

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 07:58:06 PM »
And are we fast zombies?

I, for one, am not.

Andy

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2008, 08:22:18 PM »
board war?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Tim K in DC

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2008, 09:25:50 PM »
ZOTs.
- Killing FOT threads dead since July 24, 2006 -

John Junk

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2008, 10:26:08 PM »
Does this mean I have to start "biting chumps" like on facebook?

I'll have everyone know I did not smash my copy of Fragile in the street just to see how "fragile" it really was, even though Tom told me to do that.

On the other hand, I've always hated Tom Waits, even before I was given clearance by Tom Scharpling.

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Re: Tom's Zombies
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2008, 02:56:19 AM »
I call Chris White. The rest of you suckers can fight over Blunstone and Argent.