If You Hated "Lars and the Real Girl..."

[Susannah]

...don't see "Teeth."  Talk about preverts!

[bruce]

I heard a review of this film and have no desire to even see the preview

[Laurie]

I honestly can't wait to see it. Vagina dentata is my favorite urban legend/ubiquitous indigenous peoples myth. I loves it.

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It looks fun!

[Joe Don from Astoria]

Vagina dentata is my favorite urban legend/ubiquitous indigenous peoples myth.

And I still say it was my favorite catchy song from The Lion King.

I guess we'll agree to disagree.

[A.M. Thomas]

Wait, vagina dentata isn't real?  Are we sure about that?

[Sarah]

Vagina dentata is my favorite urban legend/ubiquitous indigenous peoples myth.

And I still say it was my favorite catchy song from The Lion King.

Now you've got me humming it.

[Oogie]

Problem solved!

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[Martin]

I was more interested in seeing Teeth when they promoted it as a odd comedy with feminist overtones, not a full-blown horror movie. Then again, the trailer might lie. I still want to see it.

[Laurie]

The trailer does seem fairly misleading, based on the reviews I've skimmed. I'm sure this will become required viewing at my alma mater's human sexuality sociology course.

[Beth]

I feel like they make trailers like that to appeal to the horror movie freaks.

 But yes, I've read good things about it, and it looks pretty awesome.

[Gilly]

Was Lars and the Real Girl real bad?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Does anyone know where I can get a vagina dentata fleshlight?  Long story.

EDIT: Dammit, I think I forgot the word "dentata" and my attempted zinger just made me look like a creep.  An utterly non-resourceful creep. 

That, or Jason is having fun with me.

[Denim Gremlin]

I was more interested in seeing Teeth when they promoted it as a odd comedy with feminist overtones, not a full-blown horror movie. Then again, the trailer might lie. I still want to see it.

am I not supposed to be terrified by having my penis bitten off?

[Sarah]

I have a feeling I'll like Lars and the Real Girl when it finally crosses my field of vision.  Sounds charming to me.  Teeth less so, but I'll give it a whirl if I get the chance.

Colin, being afraid of having your penis bitten off by a vagina is at best irrational, and if you're afraid of having it bitten off by something else, with the proper precautions, I think you'll be okay.  Don't fret too much.

[dave from knoxville]

I was more interested in seeing Teeth when they promoted it as a odd comedy with feminist overtones, not a full-blown horror movie. Then again, the trailer might lie. I still want to see it.

am I not supposed to be terrified by having my penis bitten off?

It's comedy gold!

Of course, rape jokes are RIGHT out. Unless, apparently, Andy Breckman's telling them.