Gene Simmons sex tape!!

[Jake from Memphis]

This is by far the most horrible and tortuous fontasy of them all.

http://blog.sailorjerry.com/post/breaking_news_gene_simmons_sex_tape/

[John Junk]

What is this, an Al Goldstein message board?

[erika]

Gene Simmons sex tape!!

NO
 

[Beth]

I'm not clicking.

[Matt]

I'm not clicking.

I did, and I regret it. However, the link does include an MP3 download of "Love Gun"!

[Turf Out]

ooops, i must be at tmz.com, not the friends of tom message board.

[kenkwan]

That's it, I'm switching my vote over to Mike. I've been on the fence between the two, but not now.

[Martin]

That's what I get for posting threads with clever subjects!

[Jake from Memphis]

now, now.  Wasn't trying to ruffle any feathers or poison anyone's virgin eyes, I just thought it was funny in the context of killer axe basses and the fontasy party.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I'm frankly surprised that this didn't happen years ago.  Maybe Gene Simmons kept making sex tapes but no one cared enough to circulate them.

[Spreekemp]

"It's your choice...the makeup or the shirt."

[Dorvid Barnas]

"It's your choice...the makeup or the shirt."

I nominate this for best post of 2008.
You, sir, have won the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest of my nightmares.

[buffcoat]

I'm frankly surprised that this didn't happen years ago.  Maybe Gene Simmons kept making sex tapes but no one cared enough to circulate them.

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buffcoat]

"It's your choice...the makeup or the shirt."

MURPHY:  With the mustache, or without the mustache?
DEBBIT:   Without, please.
MURPHY:  Too bad.

[Pat K]

In a week without the unveiling of Marky Ramone prophylactics, this would blow my mind a lot more.


But honestly, what is this, the filthiest week ever? Aging rock stars, please throw some cold water on your faces and count to 10. Yeesh!!