Wursterisms

[Mr. Spacely]

Referring to Tom as "host" gets me every time.

Agreed.  I love it. 

Other additions (that I reserve the right to delete upon seeing they were posted on previous pages):
"pawing herself"
"You know who this is." Or, "You don't know who this is, do you?"
"Gotta take a squeege" (Does that mean number 1 or number 2?)
"Ooh, jeepers." (said sarcastically after Tom makes threat)
"Scared the bejesus out of me/him/her, etc."
"He/I was livid, Tom.  Positively livid."

Any reference to baseball or softball. Running onto the field, running into a field, fighting a game, running over a game, President Baseball, etc.

[dcgut]

Anything having to do with fudge is the absolute pinacle of comedy for me.

[Mr. Spacely]

Another one I've heard a few times...

"That's kind of a legal gray area."

[Pidgeon]

The overuse of "juices flowing."

[Yannick]

Mentionning the Magazine.

[Lawrence Orbach]

Hilarious when he mutters something quietly in shame after an investigative question by Tom.

[thecoz77]

Any time he says "don't judge me." and the use of the term "you dip." Always crack me up

[Mr. Spacely]

"We could argue about that all night."
"Sure it/he is!"

[JoeThird]

Whenever he has multiple/related calls in a night, like last night. It reminds me of when I played some Gems podcasts for my Mom, who asked "Is this always the same guy? Why does he always do the same voice?"

[Wasianchickn]

Commanding Tom to do physical exercises (in often exaggerated amounts) - 82 push-ups, squat-thrusts, crunches, etc.

[Mr. Spacely]

My wife also says "All his voices sound the same!"

Of course, she doesn't have the keen ear we do.  I've broken down Wurster's vocal range into the following categories, with some examples of each:

Regular Voice, High-Pitched: Darren, Drunk Driver, Caesar

Regular Voice, Low-Pitched: Bulk of the characters

Calm Scratchy: Corey Harris, Reggie Monroe

Angry Scratchy: Mike Sajak, HRR, Andy in Lake Newbridge

Old Coot Voice: Gorch, Cardiff Giant

Authoritative: The Music Scholar, Roger Scharpling -- except for the birthday call from a couple years ago. For some reason (laziness? cocaine?), Roger's voice was RV-LP during that one.

Funny Voice: Zachary Brimstead, PBR, Bryce, Timmy Von Trimble

Funny Voice One-Off: Todd (Audio Guru Disciple)

Funny Voice Foreign: Bishop Pablo Fontana, Rodrigo, Corey Harris's Nurse

Funny Voice Impression: Marky Ramone, Gene Simmons

[Christina]

You forgot-

Old Coot Voice: Gorch, Cardiff Giant

[buffcoat]

My wife also says "All his voices sound the same!"

Of course, she doesn't have the keen ear we do.  I've broken down Wurster's vocal range into the following categories, with some examples of each:

Regular Voice, High-Pitched: Darren, Drunk Driver, Caesar

Regular Voice, Low-Pitched: Bulk of the characters

Calm Scratchy: Corey Harris, Reggie Monroe

Angry Scratchy: Mike Sajak, HRR

Authoritative: The Music Scholar, Roger Scharpling -- except for the birthday call from a couple years ago. For some reason (laziness? cocaine?), Roger's voice was RV-LP during that one.

Funny Voice: Zachary Brimstead, PBR, Bryce, Bishop Pablo Fontana, Marky Ramone, Gene Simmons

This is great.  I would break out the funny voices into: "One-offs" and "Foreign Voice" which would be Bishop Fontana and Rodrigo.

[Wasianchickn]

Wurster using the same weed-rage voice for Chip as he did with Bryce was great knowing he can maintain a voice through a coke-high (King of Coat-checks).

I miss Bryce's reggae rages.

[Mr. Spacely]

Okay, I updated the voice post. 

It'd be neat if we could sticky some of the Newbridge continuity/Wurster posts to which we've all contributed.