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ndmvhc

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #180 on: November 16, 2011, 03:07:44 PM »
"Nutshell it" (probably mentioned already)
"Baker's handful"

YuriDedman

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #181 on: November 27, 2011, 07:29:17 PM »
"He hates me. I don't know why."

Vic 4

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #182 on: November 30, 2011, 05:06:43 PM »
Ya munch
half animal, part party machine

Mr. Spacely

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #183 on: November 30, 2011, 09:23:01 PM »
"Hosing down the loading dock."

This doesn't come up that much, but it's popped up a few times on calls from Consolidated Cardboard co-workers. It always cracks me up, because The Double C ships cardboard, not fish or chemicals or something wet and gooey. But apparently they have the cleanest loading dock in the Quint Cities.
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lastplaneout

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #184 on: December 01, 2011, 05:40:40 PM »
You owe me a massage.

dannyhatch

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #185 on: December 02, 2011, 04:32:10 PM »
Oh, Sheila, no!

Boogdish

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #186 on: December 02, 2011, 11:53:27 PM »
Those day-skunks don't mess around.
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Mr. Spacely

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #187 on: December 17, 2011, 02:17:12 PM »
Whenever a Wurster character references some kind of obscure music project, or one-off concert, or musician get-together in Newbridge, it's almost always some or all of the same odd, disparate line-up:

Steve Howe from YES
Gary Richrath from REO Speedwagon
Mike Score from Flock of Seagulls
Ross Valerie from Journey
Mickey Dolenz
and
Merle Allin
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Mr. Spacely

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #188 on: December 27, 2011, 12:03:21 PM »
Listening to the latest Gem reminded me of a new one:

Musically inclined Newbridgians who sing the praises of, or admit to only using, drum machines and/or Simmons Pads.



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Barry in Ireland

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #189 on: December 27, 2011, 07:32:28 PM »
The recent Gem with Darren From Work almost killed me.

"I was just really digging the greasy funk those guys were laying down."

Mr. Spacely

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #190 on: December 27, 2011, 07:39:12 PM »
There's another Darren call (I believe from the previous year - 06) that I like even better. D-Plopp and Tom have just finished up a weekend playing in the Corporate Battle of the Bands. It just goes on and on and Darren descends into complete madness. It might be my favorite call ever.

I definitely think it's Gem-worthy.
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Omar

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #191 on: December 27, 2011, 08:59:48 PM »
There's another Darren call (I believe from the previous year - 06) that I like even better. D-Plopp and Tom have just finished up a weekend playing in the Corporate Battle of the Bands. It just goes on and on and Darren descends into complete madness. It might be my favorite call ever.

I definitely think it's Gem-worthy.

5/23/06:

http://www.recidivism.org/2006/05/the_usual_gang_of_idiots.html
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Mr. Spacely

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #192 on: December 27, 2011, 10:53:18 PM »
Omar, that's awesome.

That call has my favorite "don't judge!" of all-time, followed by a more restrained, semi-annoyed "you're judging..." as Tom runs down the list of Darren's depravity.
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Brandon0476

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #193 on: December 30, 2011, 03:17:38 PM »
I just heard this one again: "No pun nintendo", instead of "no pun intended"

Brandon0476

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Re: Wursterisms
« Reply #194 on: December 30, 2011, 03:21:41 PM »
Edwardo Marbleman = Richardo Montalban