Favorite on-air Tom moves

[Matt]

"Okay, run a line through that..."

[Dorvid Barnas]

Asking children if they have to pick their own switch.

[Stupornaut]

Yelling at the chat.

[moonshake]

Initiating love-connections.

[erika]

Yelling at the chat.

Hahaha this always cracks me up!

I also like how he unwaveringly supports the decisions of our president.

[theericcarr]

'Thumbs down, _______!'

[Deric W. Haircare]

"Your kid was just on the radio, bragging about smoking pot."

[team minus zero]

I like when Tom says "admittedly"

"Admittedly I was eating in a barn."

[samir]

"I thought it was ______.  Wait, which one is _____  again?"

I've been doing this a lot lately, much to the grief of those near and dear to me.

[Omar]

I like when Tom says "admittedly"

"Admittedly I was eating in a barn."

That is a classic quote, and I think it caused a Tom Laffs moment.

"I've been at places where they've offered salt. They had a salt lick, and the guy had a hunting knife. Admittedly, I was eating on a farm." - Tom, countering a caller who's enraged by waiters offering freshly-ground pepper

[iAmBaronVonTito]

I like when Tom says "admittedly"

"Admittedly I was eating in a barn."

That is a classic quote, and I think it caused a Tom Laffs moment.

"I've been at places where they've offered salt. They had a salt lick, and the guy had a hunting knife. Admittedly, I was eating on a farm." - Tom, countering a caller who's enraged by waiters offering freshly-ground pepper

you both beat me.

[theericcarr]

Pretending to never know who Petey is when he calls.

Panera bread.

God's Green Herb.

[masterofsparks]

Answering the phone, hearing a dial tone, and repeating "Hello? Hello?" an absurd number of times.

[theericcarr]

'The Isle of Staten.'

[Martin]

Answering the phone, hearing a dial tone, and repeating "Hello? Hello?" an absurd number of times.

I love that!