I click this every ten seconds:
http://www.270towin.com/simulation/
This is pure awesome web-sightedness. I had to run the simulator 47 times before I saw the first result with McCain winning.
This means, of course, that McCain is a lock.
If you earn under $150,000 per year, I thereby encourage you to begin burying your most prized possessions in a friend's back yard (your own back yard is the first place they will look.)
Congratulations, Tom, mid-level cardboard administrators such as yourself are about to get a whole lot richer. And that money will have some actual value through most of the winter! Spend it fast.