I really miss FOTchan!

[ericluxury]

Now that FOTChan is over. I will admit to all of my posts
-in Secret Crushes declaring my secret crush
-in Secret Crushes getting grossed out by someone crossing a bit of a perv line about my secret crush
-starting the Anti-Rookie of the Year thread by trashing someone, I forget who but you can look it up
-defending Samir in the Anti-Rookie of the Year thread
-a post in the snob or slob game in which I questioned someone's judgment on the issue of Sarah Silverman's snobbiness
-a post in the John Mayer thread telling a story about how I saw him in person and was surprised at how good-looking he was
-several posts in the FOT v. AST thread (though not the one that someone guessed)
-one post in the body hair thread
-couple of posts in the [Blank] is hot & not funny and its vice versa thread

[emma]

I will admit, shamefacedly, that I started the "I like corn, you like corn, let's share links" thread.

Please note the "c".

[JonFromMaplewood]

I will admit, shamefacedly, that I started the "I like corn, you like corn, let's share links" thread.

Please note the "c".

Don't be too ashamed. Hey, at least it wasn't ciddie corn.

[ericluxury]

if in FOTChan the word Laurie was automatically shifted to Martha Washington and Julie to Betsy Ross, would FOTChan be safe (if unpatriotic)?

[erika]

FOTChan:

- I participated (joyfully, not judgmentally) in many threads, including secret crushes, unreasonable fears, and wishes.

- I called some people assholes for being assholes

- I was called a cry-baby and asked to stay out of FOTChan

- I didn't listen

- I started the bong hits thread

- I became disgusted with human beings and how fucking obnoxious they can be (both in posting obnoxious posts and in defending them)

- FOTChan went on sabbatical

The end.

[Dorvid Barnas]

So who had a crush on me? 
I'm desperate single and ready to get hurt again mingle.

[Beth]

Here's what I can remember posting:

FOT secret crushes
Insulting that guy for the dumb Latin phrase.
Saying that even though alt-porn is totally a marketing ploy, I'd rather look at alt people having sex.
My friend's cousin once dated John Mayer, this is true.
Proclaiming my love for Ira Glass.

I think that's it. All those anonymous posts  bleed together after awhile. I never started a thread, and  I posted sparingly, because I knew that 99.9% of the time, the replies would be "You're Stupid" or "Fuck You!"

[Gilly]

I didn't post too much in FOTChan. I played along with the games sometimes and posted here and there but most of the time I used the mark as read button. I didn't have much against it, I just didn't take the time for it.

[AaronC]

I never posted in the FOTchan, but I will admit that I had to look up "chan" on wikipedia because I had no idea what it was.   

[Martin]

Kim Kardashian didn't do it for me at all.

[Sploops]

::deep breath:: time to come clean...

Some of the more successful FOTchan threads I started:
Slob or Snob? A new game!
I Like Porn, You Like Porn, Let's Share Links
[blank] Seems Like A Really Nice Guy Even Though I Don't Think He's Very Funny
and the original The Trash Julie Thread (so so sorry)

[Satchmo Mask]

I was the idiot who misused the word "polygamy".

[Stan]

 I was really surprised that some found this so upsetting:



 I made it and posted it, so I'm the guy to hate. Was it the fact that it used a Tom Goes to the Mayor reference?

[Gilly]

Even though I didn't use FOTChan much I was the one who made the long posts about alt-pr0n.

[Forrest]

I was responsible for some really stupid and soul-baring posts, but none were of the shit-talking variety.