bring back FOTchan so that us real folks can have a place to interact.
Yes, real people with Anonymous names.
I haven't read through this entire thread (lazy), and forgive me if this has already been recommended (or trashed) but the Sunday's at McCarren Pool are always good. There are usually good bands playing for free or a craft fair with beer. At the very least, you'll get to see first hand what everyone hates about Williamsburg so much.
When you get here, grab a copy of the
Village Voice, or even better, the printed copy of
The Onion off the streets. The back of
The Onion has a good list of that weeks events.
Also, summer nights at Union Square on 14th St can be fun for the sheer amount of students hanging around with nothing better to do.
Have fun when you get here.
C