I will come to your shores and buy all your precious "muffins".
I dunno, the Swedes* did beat us all up pretty bad back in ought, uh, ought. Like one thousand or whatever. Leif
Garrett Erickson.
* Technically the Norse, which includes the then-inhabitants of Sweden. Plus I always misremember and think that Martin is from the Netherlands, or Denmark. Plus Leif Erickson was born in Iceland. Plus it's entirely possible that Leif Erickson didn't even encounter any North Americans, even if he did make it here, which is now more accepted but still not universally. And "here" would be Newfoundland, which is still not the United States and is only barely Canada (ask a Canadian). Plus, despite what my mother claims, there is no real evidence that my family has any Native American blood, making the use of "us" pretty doubtful even in the case that Leif Erickson did beat up some North Americans of that time period, which I already presumed that he didn't.
Good Lord, people - you're so picky!