Mental Images of Callers

[John Junk 2.0]

I re-listened to an older podcast and in it Spike states that he reads 'Jet' and 'Ebony' magazines. I now imagine him as an African American gentleman.

I know spike is presumably African American, as he also states that people say he looks like Malcolm-Jamal Warner, but I still can't shake the same mental image as everyone else: an unshaven Truman Capote in bondage gear.

[dave from knoxville]

I re-listened to an older podcast and in it Spike states that he reads 'Jet' and 'Ebony' magazines. I now imagine him as an African American gentleman.

I know spike is presumably African American, as he also states that people say he looks like Malcolm-Jamal Warner, but I still can't shake the same mental image as everyone else: an unshaven Truman Capote in bondage gear.

Wait; dear GOD, please define "unshaven" in this context.

[John Junk 2.0]

I think you know what I'm getting at.

[Sarah]

It's the thought of your trying to picture it that's upsetting me.

[Spike]

James

This is what someone would envision me looking like----but without the fake rug.

[Sarah]

The kid does resemble a young Truman Capote.

[Fido]

But frankly, don't lots of babies look like Truman Capote?

[Sarah]

And many have a biting wit.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

James

This is what someone would envision me looking like----but without the fake rug.

Wait, the rug is fake?  Does that mean it's actually that kid's hair?

[Spike]

Laurie from Miami:



(This is either the best affectionate zing of my FOT life or a total flameout that makes me look like a prevert.  I'm not sure how to interpret my Google image results.)

take that girl and make her 30% more drunk
and that's how I picture Laurie

I picture this Laurie chick as a cross between Paris Hilton and Xaviera Hollander.

[TL]

I picture this Laurie chick as a cross between Paris Hilton and Xaviera Hollander.

I wasn't aware anyone actually knew what Xaviera Hollander looked like, but if I'm gonna take anyone's word for the fact that someone does, I guess I'll take Spike's.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Isn't she, like, a giant pair of lips?

[TL]

Well whaddaya know!
I'm an audio-tape-of-some-of-those-Penthouse-letters-a-dummy!<sup>*




*</sup>Mike Sajak?  Anyone?  Anyone?

[noise.light]

Well whaddaya know!
I'm an audio-tape-of-some-of-those-Penthouse-letters-a-dummy!<sup>*




*</sup>Mike Sajak?  Anyone?  Anyone?

I will now display a surprising lack of imagination when it comes to Mike Sajak.  But this is genuinely what I picture every time I hear his voice.

[TL]

I picture Mike Sajak a little more like this:


(but older and wearing a tank-top)