Author Topic: Baby's First Internet  (Read 1398 times)


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Baby's First Internet
« on: July 22, 2008, 04:11:29 PM »

Do not stop to think or edit:
You must be the first who said it.

You heard a brand-new band? What luck!
You’ll be the first to say they suck.

In order to increase renown,
add “bacon” to most any noun.

It’s not your job to right a wrong,
just mark it FAIL and move along.

Rather than felicitations,
send your friend an application.

To be an expert’s no great tax:
Write common sense and call it “hacks.”

Your friends won’t like it, on the real,
but you must Flickr every meal.

In disagreements, all your readers
must be branded Nazi leaders.

It doesn’t matter what you say,
just publish it twelve times per day.


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Re: Baby's First Internet
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 11:29:37 PM »
That is quite clever and really rings true to my ears. Also reminds me of Ogden Nash, Dorothy Parker, or more likely, something in between.