Author Topic: Lifetime, Wow!  (Read 2110 times)


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Lifetime, Wow!
« on: July 23, 2008, 06:26:18 PM »

Someone sat through Lifetime movies so that you don't have to. Reviewed them on a scale not unlike The Kid's Bond system.
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Re: Lifetime, Wow!
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2008, 08:54:17 PM »
I have a perverse fascination with Lifetime movies- I'm generally against enjoying things only ironically (I feel like there's enough good things that we can just ignore the bad ones), but the Lifetime Movie Network (the Lifetime movie-only channel) is a huge exception. However, they don't appear to have reviewed my favorite Lifetime movie ever- I can't remember the title at the moment, but it's basically about how pornography drives a kid to suicide or something like that. The "plot" isn't the point for me so much as the particularly terrible (even for Lifetime) way the whole thing is executed.

Edit: I just remembered the title: Cyber Seduction! How could I have forgotten that?


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Re: Lifetime, Wow!
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2008, 11:55:56 PM »

He feels sooo guilty about watching porn.
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Re: Lifetime, Wow!
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 09:25:59 AM »
This site is great.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!


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Re: Lifetime, Wow!
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 11:27:52 AM »
I have a VHS copy of the fantastic Lifetime movie She's too Young, starring Marcia Gay Harden, about a 14 year old girl who has sex (!!!!!!!) and then triggers an outbreak of venereal disease in her high school. Fantastic.


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Re: Lifetime, Wow!
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 02:22:08 PM »
Here is what I love about Canada's film and TV industry: It consists of like three people. This means you always know someone in any given Lifetime movie at any given time. I cannot even explain how much more fun this makes them to watch.


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Re: Lifetime, Wow!
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2008, 12:14:56 AM »
I've seen two: a girl gets date raped (pick one) and two girls suffer from anorexia, running 5, 10 miles a day and eating only plain popcorn.  One of them dies.