ok, funnel cake is some good stuff, however, here in New England we call funnel cake: Fried Dough.  so maybe it cant stand up on a national platform.
here are some arguments...  
Pizza Pie vs. Pancakes  pizza wins!
Pizza vs. Coffeecake  Pizza Wins
Pizza vs. Funnel Cake  Pizza Wins
Pizza vs. all three?  well that would just be insane!