Application help

[Sarah]

Thank you, Wes.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i say incorporate EVERYTHING thats been said so far.

[emma]

i say incorporate EVERYTHING thats been said so far.

"I don’t know what coffee is, but once I spent a weekend in Vermont making pots for my family something something good times with friends something something. Behind every successful woman there is a substantial amount of it, though most of it is garbage. I really like the smell of beans, which reminds me of my father singing Judd Apatow songs in the morning. Ugh. I only drink Sanka, and if you don’t hire me it’s your loss. Thank you, Wes."

This will be perfect if I can find a Starbucks where everyone is on acid all the time.

[samir]

This will be perfect if I can find a Starbucks where everyone is on acid all the time.

Gainesville, Florida.
By the Oaks Mall.

[njkaters]

I would keep this answer VERY short just to put the interviewer on the defensive. You say, "I like coffee because it is like morning magic" and the interviewer says, "What do you mean by that?" Your only answer is "Are you disagreeing with my statement?" and then run off a list of the Starbucks that have closed across America. You will get the job for sure.

[mylo]

hmm... it tastes good and wakes you up? 

this is kind of a silly question, but i guess they want to weed out the "what's coffee?" people.

good luck!