Bizarro Best Show

[Turf Out]

love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short, love is short...

[senorcorazon]

Call Screener Antuan, go get Dave Brubeck's "Take Five"

[dave from knoxville]

"How dare you, he's not a producer, he's a CALL-SCREENER."

[Patrick]

"im beating off the Satellite Radio and NPR offers with a stick." 



"J. Masic does not look like a weird witchy woman"

[dave from knoxville]

"Listen, I don't HATE Bob Saget, he's just not my cup of tea."

[mokin]

'wait, what does "not my cup of tea" mean again?

'I meant he's my most favorite ever.'

[Tim K in DC]

"Hey! It's James!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

PBR:  "Hi Tom, it's Philly Boy Roy.  I won't ask you to guess at all, that would be unnecessary."
Tom:  "Super caller!"

[daveB from Oakland]

The township of BizarroBridge receives some distinguished visitors:




... and also, responding to a special request from the congregation of Bishop Pablo Fontana:

[dave from knoxville]

"Clarify your thoughts on the contrast between Obama's and McCain's energy plans."

[Patrick]

bizarro Tom signing off at the end of the show.... 

"Do you like obscure 70's rock, forgotten disco or overlooked new/no wave?  if so stay tuned to Evan 'Funk' Davies.  Tune in to hear 3 hours of great rock...  plus the midnight ticket give away.  and with that we wrap up another episode of Prank Patrol, make sure to tune in tomorrow at 6 to hear a brand new exciting episode of the Best Show on WFMU, with Ken and Andy, i know i will. Good Night, see you at the path train station in about 20!"

[dave from knoxville]

"No no no, I am really curious about the dungeon, tell me more!"

[AaronC]

"I have some exciting news, 33 1/3 has agreed to publish my book on Styx's Cornerstone."

[Patrick]

Tom: the Jesus Lizard was the most important band of the 90's

[namethebats]

"Mike's giving me the high sign — but you know what? I'm ignoring him. Tell me another story."