Who Likes Chocolate Chip Cookies?!

[Andy]

we may be collaborating.  why?

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

What if it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie made by Hitler?

Still pretty good.

[moonshake]

Chocolate chip cookies are the creme della reese of cookies. I love'm.

[Regular Joe]

Let me know when this thread becomes "who doesn't like peanut butter cookies" because I have your answer. It's everybody.

[AllisonLeGnome]

Let me know when this thread becomes "who doesn't like peanut butter cookies" because I have your answer. It's everybody.

Lies! They're not superior to chocolate chip, but they're still great.

[dave from knoxville]

Let me know when this thread becomes "who doesn't like peanut butter cookies" because I have your answer. It's everybody.

Lies! They're not superior to chocolate chip, but they're still great.

Lies! They ARE superior to chocolate chip, if they're done right. Throwing chocolate chips into a cookie batter is like throwing an American flag into the middle of a Republican rally; it'll make them cheer even if you're kicking the baby.

Pie beats cake, too.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Peanut butter cookies are delicious.  Even Hitler's.

[masterofsparks]

I've eaten 3 chocolate chip cookies while reading this thread. FACT.

(Dave, I like banana pudding too).

[AllisonLeGnome]

Peanut butter chocolate chip, anyone? Not that I've tried it personally, but I bet it would be extra delicious.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Man, I'm wishing I knew Photoshop so I could take some Entenmann's cookies and make them look like Hitler had his own brand of cookies.

On second thought, maybe we're all lucky I don't know Photoshop. 

[Regular Joe]

I think what the sticking point is here is that everyone loves all cookies, so it's really hard to be self critical on this. You anti-semitic peanut butter cookie enthusiasts could never admit the fact that given a Schrödinger's cookie jar full of random cookies, (say chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal and peanut butter cookies), when that jar is revealed to have 3 cookies left in it, they will all be peanut butter.

Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!

[Emily]

I LOVE ALL COOKIES. even ones with jam.

[Sarah]

Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!

Where's the second one?

[chrisfoll577]

Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!

Where's the second one?

I believe RegJoe was referring to his entire post:

I think what the sticking point is here is that everyone loves all cookies, so it's really hard to be self critical on this. You anti-semitic peanut butter cookie enthusiasts could never admit the fact that given a Schrödinger's cookie jar full of random cookies, (say chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal and peanut butter cookies), when that jar is revealed to have 3 cookies left in it, they will all be peanut butter.

Basically, Chocolate Chip Über Alles. And yeah, that's right. Two fucking umlauts!!

[Sarah]

Of course.  I thought he was talking only about that one sentence.  Of course, I had also completely forgotten about "Schrödinger's" in the preceding paragraph. 

In other words, I should have kept my damn fingers still.