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Julie

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Re: Database
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 07:04:02 PM »
I can't do data entry. I transpose numbers and letters. But I'm good at cubes and all that shit.

OLAP cubes?

I like cubes.

Yes OLAP cubes! I like SQL, too. And I drank the SAS kool-aid.

Hey Julie,

You don't happen to have a work relationship with an academic institution in your city, do you?

Do you mean do I work for the university? I don't. But a lot of people who work with us do. Do you want a job here?

I want a job there.  Where's there?

Where isn't there? Send me your resume and I'll let your know.
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Julie

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Re: Database
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2008, 07:07:18 PM »
I can't do data entry. I transpose numbers and letters. But I'm good at cubes and all that shit.

OLAP cubes?

I like cubes.

Yes OLAP cubes! I like SQL, too. And I drank the SAS kool-aid.

Hey Julie,

You don't happen to have a work relationship with an academic institution in your city, do you?

Do you mean do I work for the university? I don't. But a lot of people who work with us do. Do you want a job here?

I was hoping you knew my friend Firesign, a computer guru at the University.

Well I might know your friend Firesign. I work with some uni people and also I know some university people because I went to school there. Also I live in the neighborhood of the university and I talk to everyone. Does your friend Firesign have a real name?
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dave from knoxville

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Re: Database
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2008, 07:28:37 PM »
I can't do data entry. I transpose numbers and letters. But I'm good at cubes and all that shit.

OLAP cubes?

I like cubes.

Yes OLAP cubes! I like SQL, too. And I drank the SAS kool-aid.

Hey Julie,

You don't happen to have a work relationship with an academic institution in your city, do you?

Do you mean do I work for the university? I don't. But a lot of people who work with us do. Do you want a job here?

I was hoping you knew my friend Firesign, a computer guru at the University.

Well I might know your friend Firesign. I work with some uni people and also I know some university people because I went to school there. Also I live in the neighborhood of the university and I talk to everyone. Does your friend Firesign have a real name?

Glenn

Julie

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Re: Database
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2008, 08:12:42 PM »
I can't do data entry. I transpose numbers and letters. But I'm good at cubes and all that shit.

OLAP cubes?

I like cubes.

Yes OLAP cubes! I like SQL, too. And I drank the SAS kool-aid.

Hey Julie,

You don't happen to have a work relationship with an academic institution in your city, do you?

Do you mean do I work for the university? I don't. But a lot of people who work with us do. Do you want a job here?

I was hoping you knew my friend Firesign, a computer guru at the University.

Well I might know your friend Firesign. I work with some uni people and also I know some university people because I went to school there. Also I live in the neighborhood of the university and I talk to everyone. Does your friend Firesign have a real name?

Glenn

I DON'T KNOW GLENN! But how i wish i did. I thought we were going to have a real human connection moment.

But who cares. Is Glenn looking for a job? We (the place and people I work with) are looking for more people. It's the best place to work and the best job ever.
I have a long history of booing