WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[Mr. David Brooks]

Philly Boy Roy does NOT care about Jersey, people!

Be careful of who you invite into your house. 
 

[B_Buster]

These numbers are baffling to me. Why am I running neck and neck with that pint-sized pseudo-intellectual, Pudge Palfner? I can understand the popularity of Philly Boy Roy and Marky Ramone (although some of those tour stories sounded fishy to me--did you notice that all the eyewitnesses happen to be dead?), but Pudge's popularity escapes me. Are a lot of the voters mistaking him for the new Yankee catcher?

[yesno]

These numbers are baffling to me. Why am I running neck and neck with that pint-sized pseudo-intellectual, Pudge Palfner? I can understand the popularity of Philly Boy Roy and Marky Ramone (although some of those tour stories sounded fishy to me--did you notice that all the eyewitnesses happen to be dead?), but Pudge's popularity escapes me. Are a lot of the voters mistaking him for the new Yankee catcher?

I've come to expect this kind of rhetoric from your mismanaged campaign.

It's about the issues, not style and flash, and Pudge delivers a platform Newbridge can believe in.

[B_Buster]

I've come to expect this kind of rhetoric from your mismanaged campaign.

It's about the issues, not style and flash, and Pudge delivers a platform Newbridge can believe in.

Hogwash!

[gravy boat]

I can't trust a guy lukewarm on "The Wire."  Hammerhead gets one of my 20 votes.

[Pat K]

I've come to expect this kind of rhetoric from your mismanaged campaign.

It's about the issues, not style and flash, and Pudge delivers a platform Newbridge can believe in.

Hogwash!

I agree. And when it comes down to Pudge v Mike on that all-important "Death of Tom" issue, I like where Mike stands (although both candidates do make a persuasive case).

[B_Buster]

Well, at least I wasn't wishy-washy about The Wire the way Hammerhead was wishy-washy when I suggested a one-on-one pit in the parking lot of the Debate Pavilion after he elbowed me in the groin during that second pit he tried to get started. "Maybe another time," he whimpered. I later saw him waiting at a bus stop until Pudge's dad pulled up and gave him a ride.

[Lacey]

Will someone remind me what Pudge's platform is?  Besides "murdering Tom," which I'm against, is there anything I might be for?  Is he the "no child unsliced" candidate?  Who's doing the pizza vouchers? 
Maybe next time I'll just vote for Marky Ramone.  He has the best chant.

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This is a nail biter!!    

[MichelleinGB]

Will someone remind me what Pudge's platform is?  Besides "murdering Tom," which I'm against, is there anything I might be for?  Is he the "no child unsliced" candidate?  Who's doing the pizza vouchers? 
Maybe next time I'll just vote for Marky Ramone.  He has the best chant.

Pudge wants to have movies filmed in Newbridge to bring in revenue.  That's exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking Newbridge needs to succeed in this troubled economy.

Vote Pudge!!  'N Stuff!!

[Raffy]

I'm telling ya, a vote for Mark Ramone is a return to the era of the New Deal and FDR. Just think of the fireside chats he would broadcast! Just think of how strong Newbridge's relations with South America would be! MAAAAAAAHHHHHKKKKKKYYYY!

[Richard_From_CHI]

I've come to expect this kind of rhetoric from your mismanaged campaign.

It's about the issues, not style and flash, and Pudge delivers a platform Newbridge can believe in.

Hogwash!

I really like the Hog Washing dialog in this race, I think that the issue of dirty swine has gone unaddressed for far too long.

[andrew in philadelphia]

ugh.. roy's losing steam a bit. remember, youse guys: a vote for bible roy is a vote against arm and geddy.



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[Lacey]

That's right.  Pudge Palfner, though terrified of public speaking, made the brightest and most on-topic speech of the convention.  I was confusing him with the "No Child Unsliced" candidate, the barberpole guy.
Vote Pudge!   

[Jouster]

That's right.  Pudge Palfner, though terrified of public speaking, made the brightest and most on-topic speech of the convention.  I was confusing him with the "No Child Unsliced" candidate, the barberpole guy.
Vote Pudge!   

Marky Ramone was the candidate proposing the "Leave No Child Unsliced" program.