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Who should be the winner of the 2008 Newbridge Mayubernatorial Election? Vote! I AM GOING TO RE-SET THE VOTE EVERY DAY SO THAT YOU CAN VOTE AGAIN. I AM KEEP TRACK OF AN OVERALL TALLY! You can vote ONE TIME, but for AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU WANT THAT ONE TIME

Hammerhead (Newbridge Hardcore Party)
0 (0%)
Bishop Pablo Fontana (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Thor from Newbridge (Grassroots Movement Party)
0 (0%)
Philly Boy Roy Ziegler (unaffiliated)
8 (42.1%)
Bob (Newbridge Freedom Lovers Party)
0 (0%)
Dr. Fred Meyers (Mental Health Party)
1 (5.3%)
Marky Ramone (Gabba Gabba Hey! Party)
4 (21.1%)
Tor Halversom (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Paul from Consolidated Cardboard (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Pudge Palfner (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Zachary Brimstead, Esquire (Barberpole Party)
1 (5.3%)
Chief Ray Ploppleton (Greasy Funk Party)
0 (0%)
Associate Producer Mike (unaffiliated)
3 (15.8%)
TODD PALIN (new!)
1 (5.3%)
JOE THE PLUMBER (newer!)
1 (5.3%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: November 05, 2008, 03:57:12 PM

Author Topic: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!  (Read 172710 times)

Lacey

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2008, 08:34:04 AM »
Marky Ramone was the candidate proposing the "Leave No Child Unsliced" program.

Then what does the barberpole candidate want? 

**long pause while reading recap, no longer making others do personal political research**

No.  He was the one who said all the kids could go fall in the sinkhole.  I don't think I'll be voting for him.

gravy boat

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2008, 11:05:12 AM »

Then what does the barberpole candidate want? 


I find terms like "barberpole candidate" to be disingenuous political name-calling. The guy has a name, and it is Zachary Brimstead, Esquire.

Remember this about Zachary, when the moderator asked him what Newbridge could do to match the economic fortunes of a neighboring town (I think it was Southern WestBridge.) Brimstead said if the economy is so good there, people should move there.  Exactly!

Now, that is the kind of realism and honesty I want from a mayor.  Not some "I'm gonna give every kid a pizza slice" moondream.

Vote Zachary!



* Paid for by the Newbridge Barberpole Party

Emily

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #77 on: August 28, 2008, 12:45:51 PM »
I propose that Associate Producer Mike affiliates with a party (is this too late?/has this already been discussed?)

some suggestions:

The Call Screener's Party
The Show Behind the Show's Party
The Flamingo Diners Party
The Calzone Tattoo Party



Stan

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #78 on: August 28, 2008, 12:48:02 PM »
I propose that Associate Producer Mike affiliates with a party (is this too late?/has this already been discussed?)

some suggestions:

The Call Screener's Party
The Show Behind the Show's Party
The Flamingo Diners Party
The Calzone Tattoo Party
The Zune Tattoo Party



Fixed!
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A.M. Thomas

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #79 on: August 28, 2008, 02:42:53 PM »
I propose that Associate Producer Mike affiliates with a party (is this too late?/has this already been discussed?)

some suggestions:

The Call Screener's Party
The Show Behind the Show's Party
The Flamingo Diners Party
The Calzone Tattoo Party


The Democratic Party?

I'm not a chicken,  you're a turkey.

PatrickChew

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #80 on: August 28, 2008, 03:16:52 PM »
I propose that Associate Producer Mike affiliates with a party (is this too late?/has this already been discussed?)

some suggestions:

The Call Screener's Party
The Show Behind the Show's Party
The Flamingo Diners Party
The Calzone Tattoo Party
The Zune Tattoo Party



Fixed!

The Calzune Tattoo Party?

perry

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #81 on: August 28, 2008, 05:40:34 PM »
oooh, nice mash-up!

hugman

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #82 on: August 28, 2008, 09:21:05 PM »
Well, at least I wasn't wishy-washy about The Wire the way Hammerhead was wishy-washy when I suggested a one-on-one pit in the parking lot of the Debate Pavilion after he elbowed me in the groin during that second pit he tried to get started. "Maybe another time," he whimpered. I later saw him waiting at a bus stop until Pudge's dad pulled up and gave him a ride.

Oh, dear. Smear tactics. I don't like this at all.  C'mon, People! Hammerhead is the only one who can bring about true unity in the scene! 

You think you’ve got a choice
Well there is a choice
Open your eyes and see the choice
Of a HAMMERHEAD choice
HAMMERHEAD Choice, HAMMERHEAD Choice
HAMMERHEAD Choice, HAMMERHEAD Choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omar

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #83 on: August 28, 2008, 09:53:16 PM »
A vote for AP Mike is a vote for the death of Newbridge.  Wake up!
"Let's have a device-a-thon, just you and me." -- Montgomery Davies

thesteveguttenbergbible

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #84 on: August 28, 2008, 11:37:27 PM »
I think AP mike is actually a member of the disco fry, girder, and briefcase party

Lacey

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #85 on: August 29, 2008, 12:06:26 AM »
A vote for AP Mike is a vote for the death of Newbridge.  Wake up!

A vote for AP Mike is a vote for the life of Tom.  What's more important?

themonsterxcurse

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #86 on: August 29, 2008, 01:02:04 AM »
Despite Hammerhead being spotted smoking weed with Unit Pride behind Rutt's Hutt in 1989,  I'm ready to back him... IF Craig from Straight Ahead is in his [bass] cabinet.

Raffy

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #87 on: August 29, 2008, 01:08:05 AM »
How are we all forgetting about the Marky Ramone Theme Park that will not only bring smiles to all ages, but also revitalize the Newbridge economy. If you don't believe me then look at Europe. Before EuroDisney they were either all killing each other, eating rich foods, or taking a nap for four hours each day. Now the Euro is stronger than the dollar! MAAAAAHHHHHKKKKK!

Athrogate

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #88 on: August 29, 2008, 05:03:10 AM »
"My name is [P]udge... "
- George Oscar Bluth

GOB supports Pudge, I Support Pudge!

 
If honesty changed the hearts of men, who could contend? If all I thought were true, in this great divide that is my life, I fear to think of all that I'd undo, if all i thought were true.

Omar

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #89 on: August 29, 2008, 07:20:59 AM »
A vote for AP Mike is a vote for the death of Newbridge.  Wake up!

A vote for AP Mike is a vote for the life of Tom.  What's more important?

Touche.  Mike's refusal to murder Tom is worth considering, but banning Little Mikey Halversom from Little League will likely lead to the entire town being flooded with chocolate.
"Let's have a device-a-thon, just you and me." -- Montgomery Davies