WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[CurtBlair]

There will be a place for you in my administration for your steadfast campaigning, CurtBlair. Manus manum lavat! (That's Latin, Hammerhead, you dunce!).

No go on the John from Cincinnati homage bumper stickers, CB. That show's dead to me.

Really? Personally, I'm still holding out for a Fire Walk With Me-esque feature length follow-up.

[tomkaters]

A.P. "Whitey" Mike has captured the hearts and minds of Newbridge.

Whitey Mike sounds like a name of burnout high school friend.

[buffcoat]

It's 11:07 am Eastern on a Saturday, a hurricane is bearing down on the Northeast (it's finally easing up here) and 32 people have already voted today.

[Julie]

Every vote for PBR or that barbershop guy includes a vote for Mike. That's why he's winning.

explain please.

Everytime I vote for who I think should be mayor, I also vote for AP Mike who should be mayor.

[theyellowchair]

brimstead is easily a more progressive and **inspirational** candidate than hammerhead.

aa vote for ZB ensures the synthesis of all musical types and every walk of life in newbridge. finally, our children can live and love together in harmony.

as long as they can hit that first F# above middle C.

[Lacey]

A guy from Richmond wrote this on the Facebook page of a local bagel shop:
"1. It isn't a venue.
2. Who the **** cares about bagels?
3. There won't be shows happening inside.
4. Bands will not be playing.
5. This isn't New York, why do we need a bagel shop?
6. No mosh.
7. No stage dives will occur.
8. Circle pits r00l, bagels dr00l
9. More people will not be Straight Edge because of bagels.
10. Is this a bagel shop or a retard convention?"

He is clearly campaigning for Hammerhead.  Who else would complain about the lack of stage dives at a bagel shop? 
Has the grassroots Hammerhead campaign spread to anyone else's town?
Does anyone know more about Hammerhead's views on the StraightEdge lifestyle?

Can I like both Hammerhead and bagels? 

[Clint]

Can I like both Hammerhead and bagels? 

Not unless you blend them with raw eggs and drink them.

[tomkaters]

Marky did help his run for Mayor with that sidebar item in the NYT Style magazine today. Converse All Stars for Everybody!

[Denim Gremlin]

Can I like both Hammerhead and bagels? 

Not unless you blend them with raw eggs and drink them.

what does that have to do with hardcore?

[Richard_From_CHI]

Can I like both Hammerhead and bagels? 

Not unless you blend them with raw eggs and drink them.

what does that have to do with hardcore?

If you were truly hardcore you wouldn't even take them out of the shells.

[Lacey]

Can I like both Hammerhead and bagels? 

Not unless you blend them with raw eggs and drink them.

what does that have to do with hardcore?

If you were truly hardcore you wouldn't even take them out of the shells.

If you were truly hardcore, you wouldn't even take them out of the chickens.

[Spoony]

When I think of the most progressive candidates that I've ever met, and hoo boy have I ever met a bakers dozen, BOB stands out as the most progressive and inspirational. Easily.

Brimstead is too busy eating bagels to inspire any one but the guys in to kitchen to make more so they won't have to close at noon. Brimstead is also stuck in the past with his outmoded barbershop music. So is Hammerhead... CBGB's closed, good sir. Maybe he can silkscreen you a nice Cro-Mag's t-shirt.

Much in the same way that Henry Rollins honored his hardcore past and glared angrily into the future of collage rock with The Rollins Band, Bob will glare angrily into the eyes of everyone. Glare and glare until everyone is forced to avert their gaze out of the sheer discomfort of how long he can go without blinking.

Do you know where they will look, once Bob has freed their gaze?

Into the future.

Vote Bob.

C

[B_Buster]

I think Spoony's officially off his rocker. Does anyone live near him? Can you look in on him? I think he may be in danger of harming himself.

Vote for me. I care about the seriously deranged.

[Spoony]

Thank you for your concern Mike, but my mind is sound.

Admittedly, the ambulances don't come to my area anymore since Bob threatened some EMT's, saying he could do their job better even if he was the person who was seriously injured.

But this is the kind of hands-on commitment to Health Care that we need in a Mayor, people.

[B_Buster]

It's called brainwashing, Spoony. I heard Bob's got tapes that can do that, too. You must get away from Bob and his cassette player!