WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[Jouster]

Do you really want a Mayor who talks this much?  I prefer men of few to no words.  Anyone but Mike™!

[Raffy]

MAAAAAHHHHHKKKKK!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! Don't give in to terror!!!

[andrew in philadelphia]

as creepy as mike's whole tattoo fetish is, and it is creepy, how can anyone with good conscience vote for a guy that would put garbage like this on his body:




Mike ='S Dead Weight - ROY IN "08!

[TheAce]

I voted for Pudge.
Why?
I dunno.

[B_Buster]

Why are people still voting for Marky? Did you hear him shaking in his Chucks last night? No fortitude whatsoever.

[senorcorazon]

Why are people still voting for Marky? Did you hear him shaking in his Chucks last night? No fortitude whatsoever.

Admit it - the suitcase is really a suitcase nuke.

Or a suitcase full of disco fries.

Either way, how dare you.

[samir]

Why are people still voting for Marky? Did you hear him shaking in his Chucks last night? No fortitude whatsoever.

Mike, are you implying that you DON'T want to spend more time with your family? Why do you hate families so?
Kiss the red states goodbye.

[Lacey]

The people are rallying behind Marky for support.  They're voting for him to give him courage.  Fear makes the voters feel needed.  It's why we like Pudge so much.

[B_Buster]

Mike, are you implying that you DON'T want to spend more time with your family? Why do you hate families so?
Kiss the red states goodbye.

What family? I grew up in an orphanage. I was abandoned as a child in a bowling bag left in a laundromat. After years of therapy I had recently put all of those horrible memories behind me, samir, but thanks to you they all just came rushing back.

[samir]

That was my plan all along!
I am representing the little guys. The Thors, the Pauls, the Chiefs... the ones who can't speak for themselves.

Actually, I think you should play up the no-family thing. It's clearly working for Roy, who has one but wishes he didn't.

[Omar]

Mike, are you implying that you DON'T want to spend more time with your family? Why do you hate families so?
Kiss the red states goodbye.

What family? I grew up in an orphanage. I was abandoned as a child in a bowling bag left in a laundromat. After years of therapy I had recently put all of those horrible memories behind me, samir, but thanks to you they all just came rushing back.

On 10/9/07 you said that family members encouraged you to run for office and then helped obtained the required 37 signatures by spending the night outside of a Stop & Shop. 

A mayor who lies about his own family and concocts a tale of childhood abandonment?  No thanks.

[B_Buster]

On 10/9/07 you said that family members encouraged you to run for office and then helped obtained the required 37 signatures by spending the night outside of a Stop & Shop. 

A mayor who lies about his own family and concocts a tale of childhood abandonment?  No thanks.

I was using the term "family" loosely in that instance, Omar, like Charlie Manson when he referred to his "family."

[CurtBlair]

On 10/9/07 you said that family members encouraged you to run for office and then helped obtained the required 37 signatures by spending the night outside of a Stop & Shop. 

A mayor who lies about his own family and concocts a tale of childhood abandonment?  No thanks.

I was using the term "family" loosely in that instance, Omar, sort of like Charlie Manson when he would refer to his "family."

AP Mike, let me be your nephew. I own a Zune and I'm drunk right now.

Also, what is with the sudden rally for PBR? Doesn't everyone realize that if Tom can't get a non-cheesesteak sandwich an anywhere in Newbridge he'll pack his bags and leave?

[Lacey]

I own a Zune and I'm drunk right now.

Ahoy!  The proto-typical Best Show listener has been identified!  Are you sitting on a milk crate in your parents' basement?  Probably.

[Nicksy]

To those misguided numbskulls voting for Pudge, I hacked into his e-mail account today and found some dusty old skeletons. I have too much integrity to post the actual e-mails, but let's just say he knows more about the OJ trial than he'd like you to know.