WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!

[Spoony]

Bob will take you to his personal hell if you don't vote for him. Guarded by a three-headed Rollins Band.

A Vote for Bob is a vote for comedy.

C

[CurtBlair]

It's time to stop throwing your votes away on the losing candidates and get serious, people. I voted for Ralph Nader like a naive self-righteous dummy in 2000, and I learned from it.

A vote for anyone but A.P. Mike, at this point, is effectively a vote for Newbridge to be slathered in melty provolone.

Unless you want hideous bronze statues of a make-believe boxer adorning every public square in the city, you will do the responsible thing and cast your vote for A.P. Mike.

So if you can't get behind Mike -- and, for God's sake, why can't you? -- get behind this: STOP ROY.

[Richard_From_CHI]

Agreed, we should all band together for the STOP ROY coalition government.

VOTE AP MIKE, His motto "I'm not a factory wrapped douche like the other guys".

[Spoony]

And sacrifice everything I've worked for? Dishonor my commitment to FREEDOM?!?!

I'm sorry, but my beliefs don't blow in the wind.

Live free or die, for Bob.

C

[Jouster]

Mike stinks.  Anyone but Mike™!

[CurtBlair]

Mike stinks.  Anyone but Mike™!

I defy you, sir! AP Mike's ever-unfolding catalog of perversions has been one of the most consistently delightful Best Show storylines of the year. Imagine what else will be revealed under the harsh scrutiny of the public eye!

Stop Roy, vote Mike!

[Richard_From_CHI]

WE LIKE MIKE!

[Gibby]

uh...I know that, er, a vote for Pudge is like, a vote for like, good ideas and stuff? ...actually, no...don't vote for him..

[Richard_From_CHI]

That's right we need a leader with authority, vision, a hatred of fat kids. AP MIKE! Shining the light of truth on the dark cockroaches of deceit.

[Julie]

Bob will take you to his personal hell if you don't vote for him. Guarded by a three-headed Rollins Band.

A Vote for Bob is a vote for comedy.

C

I'm sure I'd like a 3 headed puppy.

[daveB from Oakland]

A vote for anyone but A.P. Mike, at this point, is effectively a vote for Newbridge to be slathered in melty provolone.

Unless you want hideous bronze statues of a make-believe boxer adorning every public square in the city, you will do the responsible thing and cast your vote for A.P. Mike.

I LOVE IT! You love it, too! You know that you do ... It's time for Newbridge to get Philli-cized. Newbridge ain't got no proid. PBR's bringing the proid!

I defy you, sir! AP Mike's ever-unfolding catalog of perversions has been one of the most consistently delightful Best Show storylines of the year. Imagine what else will be revealed under the harsh scrutiny of the public eye!

Mike is merely cultivating perversions for the election season, shamelessly pandering to Newbridge's deviant citizenry. PBRs lifetime devotion to squalor is self-evident and undeniable.

VOTE PBR!!!

[Regular Joe]

[andrew in philadelphia]

It's time to stop throwing your votes away on the losing candidates and get serious, people. I voted for Ralph Nader like a naive self-righteous dummy in 2000, and I learned from it.

A vote for anyone but A.P. Mike, at this point, is effectively a vote for Newbridge to be slathered in melty provolone.

Unless you want hideous bronze statues of a make-believe boxer adorning every public square in the city, you will do the responsible thing and cast your vote for A.P. Mike.

So if you can't get behind Mike -- and, for God's sake, why can't you? -- get behind this: STOP ROY.

you don't know what youse talkin' about.

[Sarah]

Mike is merely cultivating perversions for the election season, shamelessly pandering to Newbridge's deviant citizenry. PBRs lifetime devotion to squalor is self-evident and undeniable.

That's a very good point, sir.

[Steeley Chris]

I'm still for AP Mike, but I think Mawk would make a great Lt. Mayor.