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Who should be the winner of the 2008 Newbridge Mayubernatorial Election? Vote! I AM GOING TO RE-SET THE VOTE EVERY DAY SO THAT YOU CAN VOTE AGAIN. I AM KEEP TRACK OF AN OVERALL TALLY! You can vote ONE TIME, but for AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU WANT THAT ONE TIME

Hammerhead (Newbridge Hardcore Party)
0 (0%)
Bishop Pablo Fontana (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Thor from Newbridge (Grassroots Movement Party)
0 (0%)
Philly Boy Roy Ziegler (unaffiliated)
8 (42.1%)
Bob (Newbridge Freedom Lovers Party)
0 (0%)
Dr. Fred Meyers (Mental Health Party)
1 (5.3%)
Marky Ramone (Gabba Gabba Hey! Party)
4 (21.1%)
Tor Halversom (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Paul from Consolidated Cardboard (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Pudge Palfner (unaffiliated)
0 (0%)
Zachary Brimstead, Esquire (Barberpole Party)
1 (5.3%)
Chief Ray Ploppleton (Greasy Funk Party)
0 (0%)
Associate Producer Mike (unaffiliated)
3 (15.8%)
TODD PALIN (new!)
1 (5.3%)
JOE THE PLUMBER (newer!)
1 (5.3%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: November 05, 2008, 03:57:12 PM

Author Topic: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!  (Read 172715 times)

daveB from Oakland

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #480 on: October 29, 2008, 01:08:03 AM »
Seriously, who is voting for Marky Ramone?

I am. Sometimes you have to go with intellect over charisma, you know? And his "leave no child unsliced" campaign promise hit me hard. Plus I love theme parks.

-Ajax

I'm with Ajax on this
I third this. I like pizza and I need a stereo system.

Wasn't PBR the candidate offering vouchers for quality stereo systems? I'm pretty sure it was. Gotta have good speakers for listenin' to nem Hooters.
"He didn't sound like a human when I was talking to him ... he sounded like a shape ... what's that shape of that building ... you know, where the Army lives?" -- Bryce, 11/24/2009

Tom Scharpling

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #481 on: October 29, 2008, 02:19:50 AM »
Remember - for this final week of the election ALL VOTES COUNT AS THREE VOTES!

Make a push and get your candidate elected!

Tom.

samir

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #482 on: October 29, 2008, 10:50:14 AM »
wow, late surge for, like, Pudge. and stuff?
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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #483 on: October 29, 2008, 11:15:16 AM »
We've got to get out the vote, PBR fans.

He's like the Philly Obama. A uniter, reaching across the aisle. A man of even temper and exquisite judgment.

Don't vote for MikeCain. Vote for hope.

Spoony

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #484 on: October 29, 2008, 11:27:13 AM »
I'm only going to say this one more time.

I've lobbied, cajoled, used reason and philosophized. I held a benefit cassette exchange in Journal Square. I hired Genesis P-Orridge and Henry Rollins to do a benefit reel-to-reel audio collage to sell and raise money for the campaign. I even kidnapped a dry-cleaner (please don't ask). I've done everything I could do for Bob. Now it's up to you.

It's up to you to vote for the greatest candidate that the Garden State has to offer.

Elect a man of New Jersey. Elect a statesmen. Elect a dog-lover.

Elect Bob.

Spoony

Regular Joe

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #485 on: October 29, 2008, 05:14:46 PM »
Where are you going to be spending YOUR Independence Day 2009? Make the right choice (or else). Vote Mike in 08!


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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #486 on: October 29, 2008, 05:51:57 PM »
Beautiful, JSP, just beautiful. I'm not ashamed to admit it brought tears to my eyes, tears of joy.

We're gonna win this thing!
See God, Kai

Regular Joe

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #487 on: October 29, 2008, 06:30:09 PM »
Beautiful, JSP, just beautiful. I'm not ashamed to admit it brought tears to my eyes, tears of joy.

We're gonna win this thing!

I very much appreciate your heartfelt (yet appropriately decisive and masculine) tears, Mr. Mayor. Just don't forget the little people when acceptance speech time rolls around!

Sarah

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« Reply #488 on: October 29, 2008, 06:31:49 PM »
You want this too much, Mike.  It makes me very, very leery.

Julie

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #489 on: October 29, 2008, 06:59:38 PM »
We've got to get out the vote, PBR fans.

He's like the Philly Obama. A uniter, reaching across the aisle. A man of even temper and exquisite judgment.

Don't vote for MikeCain. Vote for hope.

FANS? This isn't a joke, pal. Vote for AP Mike or go hang.
I have a long history of booing

Julie

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #490 on: October 29, 2008, 07:02:08 PM »
You want this too much, Mike.  It makes me very, very leery.

How could you say that?
I have a long history of booing

Emily

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #491 on: October 29, 2008, 07:14:07 PM »
Mike - if you win would you consider organizing at least one game of FOFTball - Friends of Tom Softball next spring?

Julie

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #492 on: October 29, 2008, 07:25:45 PM »
Mike, if you win, would you please consider letting me be Herr Scharpling's caller one week ahead of schedule? Go ahead and have a look at who I voted for! I've got your back, bitch!
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ben

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #493 on: October 30, 2008, 04:55:24 AM »
keep it philly (boy roy)
Sounds like someone was working as a conduit for nature's natural vengeance.  Just like Jesus.  And some of the others.

Sarah

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Re: WHO SHOULD BE MAYOR OF NEWBRIDGE? VOTE HERE!
« Reply #494 on: October 30, 2008, 05:55:34 AM »
You want this too much, Mike.  It makes me very, very leery.

How could you say that?

Why the emphasis on "you"? 

To answer the question, though:  I think the only people who should have power are those who don't want it.  Of all the candidates still in the race, Pudge seems the least interested in ruling; Mike seems to want it the most.  You do the arithmetic.