Watch this brazen (but truthful) attempt to wrest this topic away from Fido.
Wednesday was my 25th anniversary of being married to Carol from Knoxville. I bought her an expensive piece of jewelry that I had no business buying, but I am glad I did, because she is quite the woman.
What did she get me?
Love - Forever Changes
Beck - Odelay
Portishead - Dummy
Van Morrison - Moondance
Blondie - Parallel Lines
Elvis Presley - From Elvis in Memphis
Joanna Newsom - Ys
Tortoise - Millions Now Living Will Never Die
Jane's Addiction - Nothing's Shocking
Jane's Addiction - Ritual de lo Habitual
PJ Harvey - Rid of Me
Tom Waits - Swordfishtrombone
Despite that sounding like many of your worst nightmares, God I love this woman.