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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1530 on: November 18, 2011, 05:37:36 PM »

Kormod

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« Reply #1531 on: November 18, 2011, 05:44:59 PM »
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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1532 on: November 18, 2011, 06:02:20 PM »
Ha ha, although Red Eye is supposed to be funny.  It looks like Louie CK does the show?

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« Reply #1533 on: November 18, 2011, 07:03:47 PM »
"Like it or not, Florida seems dedicated to a 'live fast, die' way of doing things."

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« Reply #1534 on: November 22, 2011, 12:44:23 PM »
The Idea Man grants us another pearl of wisdom:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/19/from-gingrich-an-unconventional-view-of-education/

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4:57 p.m. | Updated Newt Gingrich has some unconventional ideas about education reform. He wants every state to open a work-study college where students work 20 hours a week during the school year and full-time in the summer and then graduate debt-free.

In poverty stricken K-12 districts, Mr. Gingrich said that schools should enlist students as young as 9 to14 to mop hallways and bathrooms, and pay them a wage. Currently child-labor laws and unions keep poor students from bootstrapping their way into middle class, Mr. Gingrich said.

“This is something that no liberal wants to deal with,” he told an audience at the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard on Friday, according to Politico.

“You say to somebody, you shouldn’t go to work before you’re what, 14, 16 years of age, fine,” Mr. Gingrich said. “You’re totally poor. You’re in a school that is failing with a teacher that is failing. I’ve tried for years to have a very simple model. Most of these schools ought to get rid of the unionized janitors, have one master janitor and pay local students to take care of the school. The kids would actually do work, they would have cash, they would have pride in the schools, they’d begin the process of rising.”

Mr. Gingrich, who back in 1994 proposed bringing back orphanages for children on welfare, was quickly labeled “Dickensian” by people commenting on Twitter.

Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers, called Mr. Gingrich’s proposal “absurd.”

“Who in their right mind would lay off janitors and replace them with disadvantaged children — who should be in school, and not cleaning schools,” Ms. Weingarten said. “And who would start backtracking on laws designed to halt the exploitation of children?”

At Harvard Mr. Gingrich promised, “You’re going to see from me extraordinarily radical proposals to fundamentally change the culture of poverty in America and give people a chance to rise very rapidly.”

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1535 on: November 22, 2011, 01:07:49 PM »
Rarely do you see an article with so many absolutely true statements:


“This is something that no liberal wants to deal with,”

“Who in their right mind would lay off janitors and replace them with disadvantaged children?"

“You’re going to see from me extraordinarily radical proposals to fundamentally change the culture of poverty in America."


Check, check, and check.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1536 on: November 22, 2011, 06:39:43 PM »
I realize this is just piling on at this point, but:

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/11/herman-cain-muslim-doctor.html


When you make people at a Christian theme park uncomfortable with your denunciation of Muslims, you've jumped, as they say, the shark.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1537 on: November 23, 2011, 08:32:54 AM »
After watching last night's debate, it's become abundantly clear that the GOP field is down to only two viable candidates, Romney and the Newtster.
Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

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« Reply #1538 on: November 23, 2011, 08:36:55 AM »
"I said to his physician assistant, I said, 'That sounds foreign — not that I had anything against foreign doctors — but it sounded too foreign,"     Sorry Doctor, thanks for trying to save my life and all but, you're just too foreign.

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« Reply #1539 on: November 23, 2011, 08:40:54 AM »
Wrong, wrong, wrong. The name was just a red flag.

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« Reply #1540 on: November 23, 2011, 10:28:48 AM »
Re: Newt's plan: Fire Dad, hire 12-year old Junior at a lower wage. Sounds like a winner!
"Another thing that interests me about The Eagles is that I hate them." -- Robert Christgau

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« Reply #1541 on: November 23, 2011, 10:51:36 AM »
It would jump-start the economy.

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« Reply #1542 on: November 23, 2011, 10:59:00 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/c-span-battle-historian-shouts-down-congressman-hearing-220846049.html


How on earth is this sort of thing allowed?  Because Alaskans like to think of themselves as stupid and rude?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Humorless Politics Thread
« Reply #1543 on: November 23, 2011, 11:17:21 AM »
"Foo paz."

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« Reply #1544 on: November 23, 2011, 12:44:21 PM »
"Foo paz."

I noticed that, too.

Can Alex from Anchorage shed some light on Don Young?

Ted Stevens and Don Young, and that's without getting to Sarah Palin.  What's going on, AK?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!