Humorless Politics Thread

[Martin]

[Sarah]

*sniff*

[Trembling Eagle]

So Trembling Eagle, Sarah Palin must be like some kind of femme fatale to you. Mad hot but totally evil, right?

precisely.

I'm really taken with her as a female, disgusted by her politics and wary of her as a person.

If I were so inclined I might politely point out that there is no difference between a female and a person.

But you know that already.

don't be silly
everybody knows women aint people.

[daveB from Oakland]

I look at this sign and I hear him punctuating it with that horrible "Heh" sound that (mayubanatorial candidate) Todd Palin and everybody else hates so much.

"You don't judge me, HEHH?! I judge you, HEHH?! How 'bout that Governor Palin, HEHHHHH?!"

[Beth]

OBAMA- JUST LIKE A REALLY HOT CHICK WITH CHLAMYDIA!

From Fox News' Blog:

So yesterday, during an ideas meeting, a staffer pitched a story about Sarah Palin, focusing on how little we know about her time in college.

My blood pressure spiked, because naturally her history — or lack thereof — is far less murkier than Barack Obama’s. But it didn’t seem to matter, because no matter what you have against the man, it just doesn’t stick.

Seriously, the man isn’t a presidential candidate, he’s a really hot chick. You know what I mean, right?

You know how when a friend starts dating some girl, let’s say a stripper with top of the line implants, he overlooks everything else. She could be spreading Chlamydia like a Jehovah’s Witness unloading a case of Watchtower pamphlets, and it won’t matter.

Blinded by beauty, he lets her get away with everything, until your buddy is left broken and broke, riddled with disease, sleeping in your garage and convinced a mob boyfriend wants him dead.

I’m not saying Barack is that harmful. I’m just saying that when it comes to the media, he possesses a force field that every hot chick has and no matter what you say or do to convince obsessed fans otherwise, it’s pointless.

Face it: If you found out that your new girlfriend, who happened to be Megan Fox, worked with ACORN, hung around with Bill Ayers and used to do coke back in college, would you care?

Of course you wouldn’t! It’s Megan Fox!

Congratulations. You’re now The New York Times.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Oh, I forgot to give credit to the author Greg Gutfield. He hosts a show on Fox News called "Red Eye". Never seen it, but it sounds awful.

[todd]

You know how when a friend starts dating some girl, let’s say a stripper with top of the line implants, he overlooks everything else. She could be spreading Chlamydia like a Jehovah’s Witness unloading a case of Watchtower pamphlets, and it won’t matter.

Ugh, what is this, Tucker Max?

[daveB from Oakland]

OBAMA- JUST LIKE A REALLY HOT CHICK WITH CHLAMYDIA!

McCain's next speech: "Friends, I'm here to tell you that my opponent's tax policies will spread the chlamydia of socialism throughout this land."

Blinded by beauty, he lets her get away with everything, until your buddy is left broken and broke, riddled with disease, sleeping in your garage and convinced a mob boyfriend wants him dead.

I’m not saying Barack is that harmful...

Of course you're not saying that, Fox hack! Where would anybody get that idea?

Also, why are these right wingers so wound up about people who work with acorns?

 

[emma]

You know how when a friend starts dating some girl, let’s say a stripper with top of the line implants, he overlooks everything else. She could be spreading Chlamydia like a Jehovah’s Witness unloading a case of Watchtower pamphlets, and it won’t matter.

Ugh, what is this, Tucker Max?

I, for one, would like to offer my congratulations to raad_man on his new job writing for the Fox news blog!

[John Junk 2.0]

Face it: If you found out that your new girlfriend, who happened to be Megan Fox, worked with ACORN, hung around with Bill Ayers and used to do coke back in college, would you care?

Of course you wouldn’t! It’s Megan Fox!

Maybe so, but then you'd see this dumb tattoo and you'd have to dump her anyway.



Also, as if Megan Fox isn't still using cocaine.

Also, as if Greg Gutfield isn't still using cocaine


In conclusion, here's Gutfield inexplicably helping Stephen Malkmus promote his mostly-bad new album:
http://stereogum.com/archives/video/stephen-malkmus-visits-fox-news-red-eye_008644.html

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

This is why I refuse to have sex with Barack Obama under any circumstances.

[PatrickChew]

Also, as if Greg Gutfield isn't still using cocaine


In conclusion, here's Gutfield inexplicably helping Stephen Malkmus promote his mostly-bad new album:
http://stereogum.com/archives/video/stephen-malkmus-visits-fox-news-red-eye_008644.html

This douchetard once had Gibby Haynes as a guest as well
http://www.foxnews.com/video-search/m/20935958/gibby_haynes.htm?pageid=23167

[Martin]

This is a check list from Rob Riggle's tour of NYC, given to "Real Americans" on last night's Daily Show:

[samir]

It was nice of (Pre-Op Tranny) John Oliver to plug S&W this week.

[Phantom Hugger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE&eurl=http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=46386

nice.

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Face it: If you found out that your new girlfriend, who happened to be Megan Fox, worked with ACORN, hung around with Bill Ayers and used to do coke back in college, would you care?

Of course you wouldn’t! It’s Megan Fox!

Maybe so, but then you'd see this dumb tattoo and you'd have to dump her anyway.

Also, as if Megan Fox isn't still using cocaine.

Wait wait, we don't have to dump her right away, do we?