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Who makes the squad for the Fab Five Of Jerks? Help narrow down the list with your votes and we will assemble a squad from the top vote getters! I'll reset the voting daily.

Chris Angel
0 (0%)
Zach Braff
0 (0%)
Gene Simmons
4 (8.5%)
'Celebrity' Chef David Chang
2 (4.3%)
Bill Maher
3 (6.4%)
Kevin Smith
1 (2.1%)
Danny Aiello
2 (4.3%)
Joe Francis
2 (4.3%)
Danny Bonaduce
1 (2.1%)
Glenn Beck
4 (8.5%)
George F. Will
2 (4.3%)
Andy Rooney
2 (4.3%)
Steven Seagal
1 (2.1%)
Jean-Claude Van Damme
0 (0%)
Stephen King
1 (2.1%)
Prince
1 (2.1%)
Dustin Diamond
3 (6.4%)
Jim Belushi
1 (2.1%)
Penn Jillette
1 (2.1%)
Bruce Campbell
0 (0%)
P.J. O'Rourke
0 (0%)
Ryan Seacrest
3 (6.4%)
Bob Saget
1 (2.1%)
Tom Leykis
1 (2.1%)
Nancy Grace
2 (4.3%)
Spencer and Heidi (count as one)
1 (2.1%)
Bill Romanowski
0 (0%)
Roger Clemens
2 (4.3%)
Barry Bonds
3 (6.4%)
Charlie Sheen
0 (0%)
Frank Miller
1 (2.1%)
Bill Belichick
2 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 8

Voting closed: September 22, 2008, 09:41:02 PM

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Ramsobot

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Re: fab five jerks
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2008, 10:40:23 PM »
I couldn't tell you what podcast it was on, but I'm pretty sure that was Chris Hardwick telling the story. And I think it's slightly too awesome (TRL is hardly an institution to be respected) to be used as jerk evidence.

I don't disagree and therefore will retract piece of evidence one. Watch the "Batdance" video twice.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2008, 10:44:55 PM »
I like Bruce Campbell.  I don't wanna deify the guy, but do we have evidence he's a jerk?
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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2008, 10:52:43 PM »
Tom Brevoort?  Really?  Was he a dick to you at a convention or something?

haha no, sadly nothing that fun.

He just does his job poorly, mishandles projects, which results in him having to do a lot of spin - where he comes off as a jerk most of the time. He's become the Puff Daddy of comic book editors too, I hear his name and see him giving more interviews about books than the talent who made them. Plus he's just a little too smug in the grand scheme of things I think.

/nerd rant.


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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2008, 10:58:29 PM »
What jerky stuff has Criss Angel done besides be a guido magician?

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2008, 11:10:51 PM »
What jerky stuff has Criss Angel done besides be a guido magician?

yeah i think criss angel and several others on here belong more in the "douche" category than "jerk."

erechoveraker

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2008, 11:16:21 PM »
What jerky stuff has Criss Angel done besides be a guido magician?

yeah i think criss angel and several others on here belong more in the "douche" category than "jerk."

I thought he got into a fight with an audience member('s ?) on that NBC show he had last year? That's pretty jerky.

I know he's tried to push his weight around to other warlocks before too, acting like a tough guy and getting in their faces shoving them etc. Plus aren't douche and jerk kind of interchangeable terms?



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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #51 on: September 05, 2008, 12:04:41 AM »
Jello Biafra. His voice is nails on a chalkboard, he's the left's version of Ann Coulter, and he hates ELO.
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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #52 on: September 05, 2008, 12:46:40 AM »
not sure if it's been said yet but what about Bear Grylls? He really comes off as a jerk to me...anybody else think so? He's the host of Man vs. Wild.

I kind of wish it were Man vs. Wylde instead now that I think about it...
He's this soulless bastard from Siberia. I once saw him shove Fred Savage's face in a toilet.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2008, 12:52:40 AM »
What jerky stuff has Criss Angel done besides be a guido magician?

yeah i think criss angel and several others on here belong more in the "douche" category than "jerk."

I propose that the "douche" is a jerk subcategory and that there should be a "douche-jerk" representative.  When it comes down to it, even though I suggested Criss Angel, Joe Francis is pretty much the ultimate DJ.

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I still say Romanowski belongs on the team as the muscle. I don't know who else on the list has viciously attacked a teammate resulting in that person having to retire.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2008, 01:38:09 AM »
No Jared Leto?   I registered for this forum just to vote for that guy but he wasn't on the list.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #55 on: September 05, 2008, 01:46:15 AM »
No Jared Leto?   I registered for this forum just to vote for that guy but he wasn't on the list.

Man. So obvious I totally forgot about him.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #56 on: September 05, 2008, 03:09:19 AM »
Michael Moore is also a supreme jerk. He's on my fab five of jerks list.


That's right, son ... he's a supreme jerk for the TRUTH!

(And a jerk shall lead them all ... )
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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #57 on: September 05, 2008, 03:30:18 AM »
Penn Jillette is a total blowhard, and I think he plays it up, but I like it when he goes after pseudoscience and quacks and feng shui and whatnot.  It'll take a lot of jerkiness to overcome the bottled water episode of Bullshit, and however flawed that show has been (particularly when they delve into political or value-based judgements instead of unmasking fraud), they plan to devote an entire episode to errors they have made in the course of the series-- admirable intellectual honesty.

But, I prefer my magicians more arcane and scholarly like Ricky Jay, and not all in your face.  Never trust a man whose favorite band is the Residents.

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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #58 on: September 05, 2008, 04:49:38 AM »
Penn Jillette is a total blowhard, and I think he plays it up, but I like it when he goes after pseudoscience and quacks and feng shui and whatnot.  It'll take a lot of jerkiness to overcome the bottled water episode of Bullshit, and however flawed that show has been (particularly when they delve into political or value-based judgements instead of unmasking fraud), they plan to devote an entire episode to errors they have made in the course of the series-- admirable intellectual honesty.

But, I prefer my magicians more arcane and scholarly like Ricky Jay, and not all in your face.  Never trust a man whose favorite band is the Residents.

ugh shit show makes me so angry. it's just so crass and condescending and annoying.
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Re: WHO IS IN THE FAB FIVE OF JERKS? VOTE HERE!!!
« Reply #59 on: September 05, 2008, 05:59:13 AM »
Tom Brevoort?  Really?  Was he a dick to you at a convention or something?

haha no, sadly nothing that fun.

He just does his job poorly, mishandles projects, which results in him having to do a lot of spin - where he comes off as a jerk most of the time. He's become the Puff Daddy of comic book editors too, I hear his name and see him giving more interviews about books than the talent who made them. Plus he's just a little too smug in the grand scheme of things I think.

/nerd rant.


Yeah, wow, I mean, I'm a pretty serious geek and I'm surprised that anyone feels that strongly about him.  Who's next, David Scroggy, VP of Product Development for Dark Horse comics?

I'll always have a special place in my heart for Jello, though.
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